Langenstrasse = WGs (drunk, hence half measures)
Hi folks,
Was recently on a business trip to Zurich, the swiss happening place, albeit pricey. Were staying over there last Friday and had that night at my disposal. Anyway, went to Langenstrasse. Good place lined with normal clubs / bars and the more seedy (great!) places where WGs and their semi-brethren hang about. Pretty much from all over the place; didn't know Switzerland was that an international place. Being there the first time I did some bar hopping, getting more and more happy and, oh well, finally drunk. The latter being the reason to not execute, however, chatted (while still able to) to a busty chick from the Dominican Republic, then to two yummy girls from the Ivory Coast, one of whom wanted to take me to her house after half an hour. Anyway, it was all mixed white, brown & black depending on in what place you went. The challenge. If you like that. Was to figure out who was normal, semi or fully pro. I left the scene for aforementioned reason, however, made a mental note where to go next time I'll be in Zurich.
What do you get for CHF 120 in Zurich?
Another business trip to Zurich. This time not drunk but a bit short on cash. Anyway, had another Friday evening spare before heading back home. Skipped straight to Langenstrasse. DIVA club itself, more or less in the middle of that road, is a place's name I remember serving as a landmark if you will as I walked across to the other side of the road and then right staying on Langenstrasse to a pub whose name I can't remember. Went in there, the place was full at around midnight. Some white and some black girls; the white girls looked somewhat Eastern European but I didn't ask. Sat down, got eventually accosted by a black girl, turned out to be Ghanian. At that point didn't have much money anymore on me that I had spent, more wisely LOL, on drinks at a few stops before. I told her so, I. E. That I only had about CHF 120 on me. However, she didn't leave. So, eventually we left through the rear entrance straight to the flat where she had her 'love nest' which was a room seperated by plasterboards from the other cubicles that fortunately where all empty at that time. In effect we had the flat to ourselfs. We did a bit of cuddling, covered BJ, a bit of kissing and DATY and that was it. Couldn't expect more for that money in Zurich I guess and didn't push for more either for I was happy with her company. I asked her what she would normally asked for and she quoted CHF 500. Well, guess that's for another trip to Zurich then.
Oops, Langenstrasse is actually Langstrasse
Sorry folks, I wrote Langenstrasse in my previous reports. But the name of the street, not far from Zurich main railway station, is actually called Langstrasse. Happy hunting.
Zurich report. Globe & Langstrasse
apologies in advance for what is sure to be a long report. not only was i impressed (to say the least) with globe & spent hours in there haha, i also found some aspects quite different to what is documented here so will mention all of that too. plus, having not been to any german fkks (clearly i have missed out if they are like this) then this whole experience was knew to me despite being a well-seasoned monger. so i was and still am excited & inspired to write a detailed report.
arrived in zurich on tuesday in long-haul transit on a 6am arrival. due to the impressive 12min train connection to city, arrived at hotel just before 7am. had a look around the immediate city centre and despite negative reports on here regards zurich, found it very pleasant to while a way a couple of hours in what was turning out to be a v hot summer day.
onto the business of pleasure and left the hotel just before 11am to folllow the train instructions to get to club globe. the instructions are earlier in this thread, i thin from april 2010 & in 'reports of distinction' easy enough to follow & jumped on the 11:42am train to the club, which is very close to the station. and so at 12pm i was enterting globe. had high expectations, having selected zurich from a choice of various connections on my long-haul where i could take a one-night stop-over.
the receptionist asked if i had been before and when i responded negative she radio'd for an english speaking manager (suzanne) , possible a partner in the business or at least she acted that way because her customer service was brilliant right from the get-go. suzzane gave me a tour of how everything works, clothes to be left in the large lockers, and money in the small lockers inside the club so that you can have it on hand to pay the girls etc.
had a shower, and quickly realised one of the amazing designs of the club. not only is the entrance to girls change-rooms adjacement to the entrance to the mens' (meaning that there are girls pretty much continously walking past so you can have a good look at potentials for later) , but also there is a door at the back of the mens bathrooms (maybe there are extra showers through there or something?) which means that the girls are also often walking straight past you in the changing room which is pretty cool.
no sooner had i started to get changed and mianda walked past me. tidy little eastern european package 8/10. great start. the trick is obviously to say hi to the girls if you like them, & ask them their name etc so that they know you're an easy bite for them later when they see you in the club.
i went for a look around & realised that there were only about 10-12 girls in the club, low pickings but due to the time of arrival no doubt. the good news is there was only me & probably 2 or 3 other guys there. the odds were stacked in the punters favour & i nestled down to a well-deserved heinikin and decided to survay the room and overall quality.
assessment. at this time of day the majority of girls were a very respectable 7, with a couple of 6. 5's and then 3 or 4 standouts 8's and 8. 5's (we'll come to those later haha). bear in mind i'm a tough judge so when i say even the 7's, we are talking the quality you'd see in european porn movies for example. what was striking is that it's obviously a tough-gig to pass the entrance interview ot work at globe. let's be honest brothels all around the world (even the better ones in capaital cities) are usually 90% swamp-donkey's or junkies, with the ocassional babe thrown in. at globe was the exact opposite. all the chicks there had perfect bodies, tanned, stripper-heels and were stunning. the only difference being in the ratings usually the face as some of them despite the glamour were prawns (amazing body, not-so-great head). these i have still given 6. 5-7 ratings because with everything considered they were still stunners. basically you're paying brothel-prices for girls that in most cities would be charging the high-class-escort price. and as far as i could see there were almost no duds in the crew. once you get up to a room of 7's-8. 5's it really comes down to personal taste.
first up for me was mianda, romanian. amazing accent and very nice girl. this was gfe from the start however mixed in with porn-star-experience where it mattered when we hit the room, amazing tidy little package and rating an 8. 5/10 rating of looks & service (8 for looks but that's being harsh, but service and personality both 9). amazing shaved and well-packaged pussy as you'd expect on a girl of this calibre.
next up was janina, of german upbringing but romanian / hungarian mixed descent. gorgeous girl, some sexy tatoos and coming in at 8. 5 in the looks rating. not so engaging in the room as mianda but no issues & still an absolute pleasure to fk a girl of this standard and well-deserving of an 8. 5 overall rating.
enjoyed some of the facilities and then@3pm decided to head back to zurich to see some sights and head back to the club later in the day when i presumed there would be more girls. not so. as i returned at 6pm the place was alot busier with guys, mostly indians and arabs plus some locals and a few western tourists such as myself. it was slimmer pickings unfotunately out in the club as clearly the only difference between my 12pm visit was that there were now more guys. decided to chill out on the day beds over-looking the pole-dancing section. next to me a small pocket-rocking started munching a guy off in full view of everyone & right next to me so i got a good eyeful of that as did everyone else in the club. excuse my innocence here but having not been to fkks before i had not experiencd this, wow i thought this is going to be very interesting now that the club is busier and this kind of carry-on starting. sure enough they soon started fucking while the rest of the guys & girls in the club looked on.
i decided to head to the kino and on the way passed chanel, who probably falls into more of the 'shark' variety & was quick to say hi. falling into the 7. 5-8/10 category she hadn't caught my eye previously however i was randier than a roman-sandle having seen the couple next to me going at it on the day beds so i asked romanian chanel if she wanted to come to the kino. within 2 or 3 minutes she was ready to start sucking me off and off she went to grab a condom (i asked for everything covered while@globe due to reports here of some punters picking up clamydia. which is no surprise given that later i was to witness just how many guys these gorgeous nymphs suck off in a given day). chanel returned wih the protection & started sucking away like there was no tmorrow, much to the delight of 2 other guys in the kino and one who had entered and then proceeded to stand right over us watching the action and witnessing her give first-class head. she didn't give a shit that we had company and frankly neither did i. she mounted in cowgirl and then to finish i decided that i had had enough of our crowd getting the best view (her very shapely ass) so i stood her up, bent her over the back of the seat in front and slammed her home to a finish. the cheeky girl then wiped me clean, screwed up the tissue and threw it at the guys who were watching (!) , saying "these peaople, all they due is watch". the irony being that 20 min later i popped my head into the kino and saw her riding the guy she had thrown the tissue at haaha. very funny and the night was def getting interesting.
around this time i discovered a hot tip. if you take the stairs up to the 2nd floor and then walk through to the stairs that go up to the terrace, you have to walk through the girls locker room. this is gold as you are basically getting first look at the girls once they have finished their current client (there are reguluarly a couple of girls getting stuff out of their locker, fixing their bikini's, etc). the way i discovered this was that i saw a girl striding up the stairs and literally 'followed her ass' up there. she preceded to go to her locker & i casually walked past pretending to go to the terrace. stopped to say hi & her name was [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] from hungary. beautiful slender body, not an amazing face but the cat-walk figure and general class deserving a 8. 5-9/10 rating. having gotten down and dirty on the last punt with chanel, i decided to do this one conventional style on a bed, so off to a room we went. [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] is a groaner / screemer and made some nice satisfied noises while giving my cock a good deep throat head-job. later slammed her very hard in jack-hammer with her on top and she was basically screaming, i don't think it was genuine but to be honest was close enough. a great performance from her and the first 9/10 of the day overall.
as the night wore on the scenes got more debauched, in the small bar a guy was getting sucked off by 2 chicks (of course one of them being the filthy chanel from the kino) , and i stopped to have a good close up look as did everyone else. 2x brunettes and basically it was a scene from a porn film (including the standard of girls). lucky man! by the time time got to 11ish there hadn't been any noticable increase in volume of girls (a few mentioned it was due to being tuesday) but of course more and more guys and it got ot the stage where there were literally 10-15 guys at any one time and only a couple of free girls. it was a bit of a problem too be honest but luckily i'd already banged 4 stunning chicks so i wasn't exactly in any hurry or need. but if you arrived fresh off the boat at this time you'd be very dissapointed.
lucky for me danaya gave me the eye (as she did also to everyone else) and despite having turned her down earlier i had a second look and decided she was 8-8. 5/10 and decided to make her the last catch of the day. what a smart move that turned out to be, she gave me full pse including dirty-talking and i ended up paying her 100ch extra for come on face which she took like a champion, looking at me the whole time, licking her lips and took ages to wipe it off. finally adding "it's great for the skin"
wow. very satisfied customer as you can tell from the length of this report (apologies for the novel).
only negatives were that there was no aircon (a serious issue as it was quite disgusting to be honest in the heat) & also the supply of girls versus custoemrs once it got past 6pm. if anyone is in a position to, i'd suggest arriving a bit later than i did on my initial visit eg 2pm and you should have a good few hours of having pick of the bunch. in my experience the girls stay all day and didn't increase in numbers but the customers certainly did.
all in all very impressed.