The Goblin's Public Information Service Bulletin.....!
greets peeps
wahay! this has become a lively little thread ain't it!
wild rover, as you can see that the advice here all pans out about the same. a few things to consider:
1. have you anyone here in lagos that can meet you at the airport apart from "madamme" that you know? if so, i would strongly urge that you contact him and get met by him, and get him to arrange some cash for you and a place to stay (i. e. a hotel that is known).
2. anyone else, his wife, girlfriend and dog (they may all be one and the same!) knows when you are arriving here. my brother. never, as never ever, as in not at fucking all, as in just don't. divulge your travel details on a forum like this, that's crazy man! if you have told her this, now you start bullshitting. tell her different flight time, date, whatever. brother john below made a very salient point about our thriving kidnapping industry! although to be fair, people can get a bit paranoid about it, but don't take it lightly none the less.
3. smallworld 21 and blackwhite99 (shouldn't that be 69 buddy?) made the point about being stuck with a dud. think about it, once they have the old claws out these ladeez can stick closer than the fucking wallpaper! when you buy a car, you get a no commitment test drive normally. before you even look at the credit terms! think about it.
like blackwhite99, obviously a time served serial shagger, and your author, another battle scarred geezer, pm us if you want more "local content"
i shall now put my head back between my legs as i am. a goblin'!
cheers, happy hunting, punting and shunting.
Great report. Great conclusion!
[QUOTE=Wild Rover;1119829]..... I may be tempted to return and marry her, but there is so much pussy and so little time left .....[/QUOTE]I like your report very much, Nigeria seems to be full of hotties. More I like your conclusion, it is the same, what I feel.
The Goblins Public Information Service Bulletin.
Hi Folks.
Just a brief run-down of recent trips out of Lagos.
ONDO: I reckon this is officially a mongering free zone, there appears to be sod all in the way of nightlife. Stayed in the ridiculously over priced 'Blue Roof Hotel' which, to be fair, was a second choice as there is a better one which was full. N9, 000 for a 'suite' I. E. A bedroom and another room, is a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-poor suite for that money. I have stayed in considerably better for considerably less. No restaurant worth talking about, unless you like rice with your rice! General service not up to much. Was told afterwards that there are sometimes a few girls hanging around the Chicken Republic fast food place, but I didn't bother. Was also very helpfully advised that smoking is the "Devils Business" by an over-zealous nun-type in the car park the following morning. She didn't respond too well when I enquired what Satan was doing in Ondo and suggested that maybe she could find him in another hotel.
AKURE: again, not much in the way of nightlife. Hotels: Royal Birds Hotel – totally dry of ladeez, Royal Birds Hotel and Towers (yes really!) another of the same chain, I must have been the only guest there. Park Lane Hotel (up the hill from the old Royal Birds) , looks nice enough, but again sod all in way of action. However, on my way there I had the most bizarre experience, your author got stopped by a policewoman, didn't worry me as I was in a taxi, but I asked for her fone number as for once she did not look like the normal leather faced old bitches that seem to be favoured by the Nigerian Police Farce, in fact I had to look twice as she was really very pretty, and she met me that night! So there – Fuck Tha Police, as the rapper hoodies would say! Hahaha. 'Enthusiastic' BJ, nearly circumcised me, average fuck, but she really liked to take it over her face. She suggested that I drop by the station the following day and pick her up. Methinks not, I can just see me in the cells! On reflection, this was not the wisest fuck to be had!
OWERRI: Still a bit of a dodgy town for the oyibo, Concord Hotel is the best of the lot, has nightclub on Thursday, Friday and Sat night, plenty of talent around. Picked up one chick Thurs night and was quite frankly disappointed – dead boring. Better hunting on Fri Night, met Rose who was well keen and said that she saw me in there night before, and she was fun to be with and basically an 'anything goes' type. Had her back on Sunday afternoon at the hotel, and get this, as soon as she arrives she gets straight onto room service, orders a few cokes and produces a bottle of Jack Daniels from her handbag! She was uncut and just loves doing and having oral, came again and again, insisted on anal and loves being done in front of the mirror. Sadly she was camera shy!
So there it is, the Heartlands are a bit stale, the East is still the best hunting ground outside Lagos.
Stay cool and covered.
The Goblin.