The Goblin, you the mon. The closest I got to Nigeria was the Murtala Muhammed airport but reading your reports I feel I'm on the ground. Keep up the Lord's work.
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The Goblin, you the mon. The closest I got to Nigeria was the Murtala Muhammed airport but reading your reports I feel I'm on the ground. Keep up the Lord's work.
[QUOTE=Ikejagoblin;1123659]Fuck Tha Police, as the rapper hoodies would say! Hahaha. .[/QUOTE]Excellent report! Funny!
There seems to be a lack of posts on the Nigeria forum, so I thought that I would submit one about last night at La Playa Suites located on the VI extension. It was my first visit there on a Saturday and I took a regular girl with me (thanks go to BW99 for hooking me up with "P" a year ago).
I got there about 8. 30pm and there were only about 4 guys and 4 girls by the pool, and the band was still setting up. I stayed until 10. 30pm when there were 10 guys and about 20-30 girls by the pool. All the girls were clearly available and they heavily outnumbered the guys. There were three tall, leggy girls on the next table moaning about the lack of male company. Their shape and height was very similar to the Jack Daniels promo girls that you sometimes see in the bars on VI.
Generally the overall quality of the girls was a bit better than Pats Bar, and they were a lot less agressive in their marketing. Beer was cheap at N480 for a Star.
I had my regular with me and so had no intention of taking one of the girls last night, but I would certainly go back there again on a Saturday if I was looking for company.
Before I get flamed in the forum, I have no connection with La Playa. I am just an occasional punter.
Sandman
I will be in Abuja in April and will be staying in Wuse any information will be greatly appreciated.
Hi folks. I am soon off for a 4 days busieness trip to Lagos, Nigeria. Does anybody has suggestion a descent hotel or area in terms of nice pool, close to the beach and lots og girls in the bar? Is the area around te University good? In terms of picking up girls?
First time in Nigeria for me and would liek to enjoy myself for the weekend and 2 evenings. Got to work in daytime unfortunatly.
Cheers
Hi folks,
I will be in lagos on business journuy for 4 days in two weeks time. Any suggestion for hotel accomendation and area? I will arrive on Saturday so I got Sunday off for beach and gilrs pleasure. Prefer a hotel with nice pool and easy access to a bar with girls. Any suggestions?
Cheers from sun starved European.
[QUOTE=Fischergs; 1131403]Hi folks,
I will be in lagos on business journuy for 4 days in two weeks time. Any suggestion for hotel accomendation and area? I will arrive on Saturday so I got Sunday off for beach and gilrs pleasure. Prefer a hotel with nice pool and easy access to a bar with girls. Any suggestions?
Cheers from sun starved European. [/QUOTE]It depends where your business is in Lagos and your budget. I know nothing about the Ikeja area. If your work will be in Victoria Island then the Eko hotel has a nice pool, but the hotel is showing it's age. There is the Southern Sun hotel in Ikoyi and the new 4Points Sheraton hotel in Victoria Island, which is close to the Step Inn and Pats Bar (girls in both bars). If you are on a tight budget then try La Playa Suites. It is a bit out of the way but only 5 minutes drive from the VI bars.
Have a good trip and good hunting.
Is there anything like viagra or cialis available in Nigeria and if so where and how much?
[QUOTE=Merdee;1133099]Is there anything like viagra or cialis available in Nigeria and if so where and how much?[/QUOTE]You will find viagra in most pharmacies. I do not know the cost but I doubt that a prescription is required. You can also find cheaper items such as powermax (2 doses for naira 800?) that seem to work the same.
I am at the Lagos Welcome center hotel for a couple of days till Friday morning. Is it gal friendly. And are there any good mongering spots close by (company does not like us to be out and about) does anyone have any stunners that they can share contact info for. Pm me if you have info not for public use. Cheers D
[QUOTE=Merdee;1133099]Is there anything like viagra or cialis available in Nigeria and if so where and how much?[/QUOTE]I've just read a report from a medical travel advice service that says 48. 70 % of medicines are either counterfeit or adulterated and I think its highly likely that viagra or Cialis would be one of them. Just a heads up if you are considering buying them, I suggest a trial sample first.
Same as many countries, dodgy gear is always around.
For the genuine stuff, both of the pharmacies in Palm's Mall on V. I. Sold the official brands.
[QUOTE=BarnBoy;1138852]I've just read a report from a medical travel advice service that says 48. 70 % of medicines are either counterfeit or adulterated and I think its highly likely that viagra or Cialis would be one of them. Just a heads up if you are considering buying them, I suggest a trial sample first.[/QUOTE]
Hi Folks, and for the Nairaland contingent – 'Happy Hustings! ' (if there is such a greeting!)
Had a brief run round the countryside last week.
WARRI: Sad to say that the place ain't what it was, there are several new (ish) hotels about, I ended up in The Wellington. Place quite fair, N13, 000 for a room, bit slow on the lady-front, if you need anything ask the gate staff to send out. The night I was there were two girls in the bar, one looked like she had too much to smoke, and the other was definitely in the wrong profession – face like a welders bench! Left well alone and relocated to Benin.
BENIN: always had a good experience of this place. There are a whole load of new hotels recently built there. I always have used the Benin Motel Plaza (double room about N13, 000). This used to be buzzing, there are always a few chicks knocking around at the gate, take away price N5-6K. The Hexagon night club and Time Out nightclub are easy pickings, however, BE WARNED: a lot of the girls are run by pimps. Have had the experience where a girl came up in Time Out, quite attractive and I thought I'll have some of that. 5 minutes later a guy walks up to me and says I need to pay him (!) 15 grand, can you believe it. I told him and her to fuck right off. Had Blessing (again) who I sent out for some rubbers. 10 mins later she came back with the plastic AND her friend, got fully serviced all night – outrageously good fun! Just wish Arik flew a couple of hours later the following morning! Vichy Gate is another new hotel, apparently very OK and there is a very good Chinese opposite if you fancy a nibble.
SAPELE: Anyone with business in Sapele I would seriously advise NOT to stay in that town – there was a rash of kidnappings recently, although the targets seem mainly to be wealthy Nigerians as opposed to outsiders. Benin is only 30mins away by road, stay there instead.
ABA: Again don't stay there, Port Harcourt is less than an hour away – stay there. The place was recently more like Dodge City, they had a grand clean-up there and lots of area boys and criminals got shot or jailed, however, just avoid.
Finally decided that there has been too little of late reported about my favourite town, the Garden City – Port Harcourt which I invaded last week. Hotels: loads of 'them! Focal Hotel in Woji Road I always used, gone downhill lately but still OK, about N10K a night, girl friendly and the Halloween karaoke bar is a right laugh, plenty of chicks to choose from. The Aldgate Hotel round the corner, all you need from a hotel for about N10K a night, girl friendly. I was there about six months ago with my regular PH girlfriend, who had to shoot off for a few hours. I was having a beer and was 'caught' staring at the bar girls' tits, and they were magic. She says 'are you looking at my boobs', I say 'err well err yes', I dunno how I did it but I got her back in my room and fucked her, it was a quickie (she sells beer there why'know!) , she didn't want to use a condom but I did, although she finished with a great swallow-it-all BJ. Yum-Yum! Apart from that, I reckon the best value though is the Amanda Hotel on Woji Road, N13K or thereabouts. Lovely receptionist, very pretty but has a hairy chest! Wow! Looked like someone had tipped a box of watch springs over her cleavage, which, I might add, was a very fine rack apart from the doormat on top! Service is all good and place is girl-friendly. So, now you're boarded and lodged. Bouganvilla (The Boogie) Hotel is always alive with pussy, weekends is a 'you can't fail here' good night out. Had Angela from The Boogie, great stuff! Was not anxious to leave in the morning, in fact she was so good I stayed another day there. She left around 12. 00, I went up to the Toby Jug, she came back at around 3. 00 with a bottle of baby oil. She was fucking magic, in fact so good I missed the bloody football! Cheers Bar, a bit slow these days after the exodus from Porn Hardcore after the troubles, however, there are usually a few birds hanging around. General PH take-away price: N5 to N8K does the trick, depends on how much you like them. I gave Angela N15, 000 for 2 nights + breakfast + dinners + booze + ciggies + transport etc, she did pay for the baby oil though! And the sight of that getting fucked covered in oil in front of the mirror was worth N14900!
Report Concluded, over-and-out!
PS. As an aside to all this merriment, quote BarnBoy report #554 'suggest a trial sample first'. I would like to see how this works: should one stand in the pharmacy popping Viagra waiting for a massive boner to appear? If it does, do you buy the box, say thank you very much, and walk out into the sunshine? Or perhaps you could try it out on the pharmacist and just hope it's a woman? Curious and curiouser.
For the Ikeja dwellers the pharmacy in the shopping arcade opposite Barcellos restaurant in Isaac John Street have all genuine stuff like that and it's part of the same chain as the Palms precinct as mentioned by Brother Blackwhite99 in #555.
Regards, and now that they have fucked the election up, I am very reluctantly withdrawing my candidacy from the election. I suggest that you all vote for a Nigerian!
IkejaGoodluckGoblin
Excellent report, during my first visit to 9aija in 2005 I ended in up at the Focal hotel and dearly remember the Cheers Bar. Will be in Abuja this month and know that they have cleaned up the streets, where must I go in Abuja to now practice my hobby?
[QUOTE=Merdee;1133099]Is there anything like viagra or cialis available in Nigeria and if so where and how much?[/QUOTE]You can buy both over the counter and most pharmacies. Though with the prevalence of fakes you are better off going to a reputable pharmacy like Medplus, Health Plus etc. You can get 20mg generic of Cialis, called tadalis too.