Report: Visited Kampala 12-26/09/08
I'm a platinum member on Afrointroductions so had literally 30 numbers of chicks to ring when I got there.
This is far too many numbers and I feel bad for letting a few ladies down who had high hopes of meeting me as I only ended up
meeting 3 of them. Next time I will get like 10 numbers maximum. Some of these poor girls do have dreams (pipe) that you will
come there, instantly fall in love with them and whisk them off to the West in a flash.
Didn't have very good experience with 2 of the ladies I met on Afro. This is unusual as I've had no problems before.
Arrived at airport and haggled a taxi down to 40,000 to the centre of town (3,000 = £1). It's a 1/2 hr drive.
Stayed at City Square Hotel. If you get a double for 40,000 then it's no problem to bring a lady. The India owner seemed OK.
Didn't like the centre of town at all. Too busy, too many wankers trying to sell me cigs for 20,000 when they should be
4,000. Only stayed in town 2 days then went on to Kabalagala.
There I stayed at Pearl Guest House 0712 727 772. 30,000 per night. girl-friendly, no breakfast. Diagonally opposite the
front entrance of Capital Pub. Can trust reception with valuables as I sometimes left up to £300 in cash there.
Met a lady from Afro on my first night called Kathy. I could sense this girl was out to fleece me or something so left her
half way through the night. We had arranged beforehand for her to sort me out with some ganga. She got some but said it was
10,000 (it should have been 250). I knew I was getting ripped off but just wanted some, so paid it and smoked it. I think she
was trying to get me into trouble as I asked where shall we smoke it and she said that slap bang in the middle of the
nighclub was fine (Kyoto). Well, it wasn't as within 2 secs a bouncer came over and told me to put it out. Ripping me off
pricewise and the crap advise about where to smoke the weed (which I was more stupid to take) was enough for me to completely
mistrust this woman so I left her in the club, bullshitting her that I am tired and promptly went on to Garden Club.
Garden Club gets rave reviews generally but on the night I was there I wasn't impressed with it at all. It just seemed to be
full of hardcore hookers. I think this is solely down to the weather though as it was pissing it down that night, which
meant, I suspect, that only the hardcores bothered going out that night. I talked to a lady, sussed out she's a hardcore and
tried to move on the the next. But because we had talked briefly, she seemed to get it into her head that I was her catch and
just hassled me for the rest of the night. This was a major pain in the ass as I was whacked out on ganga. Hadn't had it for
months so I was a lightweight.
Never went there after that, so I didn't really give it a fair try.
Met a chick in there that was more of a freelancer, from Sudan, at Garden Club so took her home. Sex was ok but not wild. No BJ. She was genuine enough so decided to stick around with her the next day as I was a Kampala n00b.
Next night we went to Club Rouge. Again got whacked on ganga. Half way through the night she got tired so I took her back to
my hotel to let her sleep and I went back to Rouge. What I noticed is that not one person spoke to me when I was alone which
I found unusual.
This is more of a rich kid's place. And me, at 38, well pissed up and ganga'd probably didn't look too approachable. But I
was very surprised noone approached me as I had heard it's a great place to pick up. I wasn't actively seeking. Was more into
dancing but I was expecting at least a few approaches as I normally get in African nightclubs. (I'm average looking just as a
guide). 10,000 entrance fee.
Dumped the freelancer girl as she was nice enough but her English was rather broken and we wern't really communicating.
Went on to Kabalagala. Arranged to meet another girl from Afro's. She promptly came and we were getting on fine. My hand had
sarted to rest on her leg in the pub so I knew it was going somewhere. I asked her to meet me in Capitol Pub but she asked
not to meet there as it's full of hookers (she'd be right, lol). Anyway, it was going fine but then she ordered an Amorolo
(the Kenyan Bailey's Irish Cream). Later on I got the bill and for that one drink it was 10,000. Only £3.20, but the fact she
hadn't asked "Do you mind if I have this expensive drink" pissed me off and I told her to get lost. I am a bit of a tight
arse and don't like money grabber type chicks. So that was the last I saw of her.
Moved straigt on to Capitol Pub. Was a bit pissed up at this stage and bold and was going from hardcore to hardcore just to
get a feel for the prices. Was telling them that I'm up for 20,000 long-time but feedback received was that this was too low.
30,000 long time generally does it though.
Didn't wanna go with any of those sluts; was just getting a feel for the place. And then I met a stunner who was a freelancer. 21y, solid 9/10, good attitude, good English, had her head screwed on, fucked very nice. So I crumbled from the hardcore mongering stance and spent the rest of my holiday solely with her. This is very rare for me but it was worth it with her. She is the best looking girl I have ever fucked and I've been mongering since 2005.
Most of our nights we spent down Capitol Pub. It's ok down there but there are again too many nasty, bitter hardcores.
Everynight they would come up to my chick and just give her some grief. They were just so obviously jealous as I was looking
after her moneywise whilst they were going home without enough money for food the next day. They really pissed me off. Why
can't they just look in the mirror and see that they are plain janes or at best a 7 when I was knocking about with a 9.
Was quite funny how I outfitted her tho. Met her in a fairly nice dress but it had a hole in it. By the end of the holiday
she had 2 or 3 classy looking dresses, her nails done, a shit hot weave, and all the other scrubbers were still in their
cheapo dresses and old looking wigs.
One night one of the lowlifes fucking nicked my 1/4 bottle of my drink (Ougee, quite nice) and just wouldn't give it back. I
told the bouncer who kicked her out but within 3mins she was back in. I had thoughts of just going up to her and fucking
laying her out but thankfully I surpressed them.
The chick I was with didn't really wanna talk about money when we first met. I would give her some money every few days when
a suitable reason would come up. Eg She was meeting her father, so I gave her some dough and said get a present for him etc.
One night in Capitol Pub one of the hardcores were giving her some grief saying "Hey, he fucks your ass for 20,000".
Unfortunately I blurted out that I had been calculating my "gifts" at a rate of 30,000 a day not 20,000. It was a faux pas
but at the same time it did her some good to wake up and smell the coffee that I viewed / judged her as a freelancer, albeit a very GFE-like and desirable one. I was explaining to her that I perhaps wouldn't have viewed her as such if I hadn't met her in the Nr 1 hooker bar in Kampala.
Went to Club Silk one night. It was a student night. Again, like Club Rouge I didn't feel like I fitted in. Full of rich kid
uni types. I was with my chick so it didn't matter but I noticed a 30ish white guy on his own and noone was talking to him.
Spent a couple of days in Entebbe. I'm nocturnal on holidays so din't give a shit about visiting the lake. For nightlife, Entebbe is shit and dead compared to Kampala. Not recommended for nightlife.
More grief when being with my chicK: Whenever we went into centre of town almost literally every 30 seconds some arsehole
Ugandan male would grab her arm and sometimes say really low stuff like "Is he the one that fuck's you", "Do you wanna go and
fuck with me", "I will pay him more than he pays you". As if, you 3,000 a day wanker. All said in their own language but she would report back to me.
Hands down Ugandan males are the biggest aresholes on the fucking planet. This got me really riled. I would brush their hands off if I was in range, but unless I'm prepared to fight the whole of Kampala I just had to pretty much grin and bear it. These guys are such arseholes. They don't even take one second to see if she's with a fella before their hand comes out and grabs her.
She told me that when she's alone and goes anywhere a bit ghetto-like, she gets her pussy felt up on a daily basis.
For the arsehole male element and too many nasty hardcores I would not recommend Uganda as a mongering destination. To be honest, I didn't give it a fair crack of the whip as I was only with the 1 chick but I have never encountered any of that shit in any of the other 6 African countries I have visited. Also I have never encountered feeeling out of place and not being approached in nightclubs like I did a bit in Rouge and Silk.
Stick to Kenya guys, just watch out for the corrupt cops working in cahoots with chicks around Cheers and Big Tree.
Any questions feel free to ask.
Decent Spots in Kampala and Entebbe
From a recent trip, in no specific order, for Kampala:
1. Rock Garden Bar (adjacent Speke Hotel) - plenty of girls, can get quite aggressive later in the night. Live bands. 20,000 ST and 30,000 LT.
2. Capitol Pub (Kabalagak) - same as Rock Garden, but in my opinion the average quality is not as good as Rock Garden. Quirky mannequins on the roof, decent live bands, average food and a few pool tables. Basic rooms can be had behind the pub for 5,000 for 1 hour.
3. Al's Bar - just down from Capitol Pub - quite good fun later in the night. Had the occasional blow job in the toilet for 5,000.
4. Plenty of bars around the Capitol pub.
5. Mateos Bar - city workers hangout, had some success here. A bit up market for Kampala.
6. Club Obligato - mainly Friday and Saturday nights for real Afrigo bands. Great fun. 10,000 entry on Fridays and 20,000 on Saturdays, but worth it.
7. Grand Imperial Hotel - so so.
8. Irish Pub - not too bad, but a bit out of the way.
9. Slow Boat - ok.
10. American Recreation centre - ok.
For Entebbe:
1. 4 Takta - ok.
2. Virgo Pub - university girls. Pretty good.