Search:

As long as you pay cash, all is catered for. Legless, tall, short, dumb, smart.

Mwalimu.

What Totem is drawing at. It was a setup for which Bamburi Police is known for decades. I know of plenty of people who paid through the nose. What is key is the Tourist Police has no power to...

As far as I remember you have to upload your YF.

Certificate when you apply for EVisa. And yes. I have been checked for YF Certificate. Ugandans DO check. I actually have a YF Certificate. And...

I digress. As far as I know is Kakamega the capital of Luhya county. Far away from Nairobi. I doubt if you get any good quality for that price.

Mwalimu.

1st case.

You did well. Some impostors trying to scare you in handing over money. Frequent in Africa.

2nd case.

You were lucky. That could have ended very bad for you. Just let go of that...

Dream on. Food and drinks. You've never been to sub-Saharan Africa.

Better RTFF which you obviously didn't.

Mwalimu.

Well. Uganda for sure is big tits country. Slim too. It's a good country to start with. Of course it's down to luck too. Kenya or Madagascar as well. I personally like slim big tits too. But women...

Welcome to Africa. The three Olympic disciplines. Lying stealing cheating. It's very simple. If the chicas open their mouth and it has to do with handing over money all my alarm bells go off. I know...

Wrong thinking. LTR comes with a lot of problems, strings attached. A rule of thumb. Anything more than three nights in a row you are already considered husband. And works out a lot more expensive...

Living comfortably. Up to you. To give you an idea. 1000 USD a month puts you in the top 3 % income bracket in Kenya. I. E. 100.000 KES a month. Of course you can spend as much as 2000 $ a month...

Through Rue de L'Independance without being harassed.

First of all. Every Mada newbie faces the same problem.

All street beggars and money changers immediately recognize a new face in town.
...

True. Good tactics. Always ask the locals. My big dilemma. I like to pay monthly. In Dar I used quite cheap guest houses for like 10 $ a day. But DAR is a town I am forced to cook myself. Uganda or...

There's actually flights on their website but I see only packages.

Flights in July and August are prohibitive expensive. Are you planning to fly from Bangkok? Even before COVID I never flew July and August. Cheapest from Europe was always Air France, depending from...

You're an African. Nice report. How much are you paying for an apartment? I found it quite cumbersome in Dar. They only want to rent 6 months in advance and furnished apartments are way too...

Taxi money is the cost for a beautiful woman. Why do you think Africa is the last paradise on earth. But the cost can range depending how dumb or smart you are between 9 and 100 USD. And it's not...

Why? Capital Pub of course. LOL.

Mwalimu.

Unless you want to pay more for pussy go to Rock Garden or Bubbles O'Leary.

The key is. No African girl wants to be seen as a hooker. If you treat them like ladies you'll live in eternal Paradise. That doesn't mean you have to spoil them with money.

Just treat them...

Yes. You said it. Cyclone season doesn't make any difference to YOU. Ask the 200.000 people who lost everything on the east coast. Of course Nosy Be is usually not as affected. Your business if you...

Yes I agree. But. Usually it's not the same situation if you return. Let's face it. Than you just inflict more pain on yourself. You're in Bahrain. Hop on the next plane to Mombasa. Shag her out of...

Double Whammy. COVID therefore no flights. Cyclone season at its peak. Honestly. What did you expect. That's why I still not bother with Madagascar. And lack of cheap flights. I never paid more than...

You're in love mate. Bahrain? Get the hell out of this sex prison. The true Paradise is subsaharan Africa. But I have rules. No import. But I made my mind up long time ago. I'm only in sex prison to...

You're an Africa operator. LOL. I can't teach you anything. One note to climate. Always make the climate chart your best friend. Coast Region in EA Kenya / Tanzania worst time before the big Rains....

Ah. Good to know. Last time I didn't make it to Mwanza.

Looks pleasant enough. Good climate. And now since most COVID BS restrictions are gone. I'm looking at the great Victoria lake shag tour.
...

Rule number 11. Don't shag at the beach in Africa. Then it depends if it was real police which I doubt. Therefore lodge a complaint with the real police which wears uniform and an AK-47. It is...