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I wished I had been here to enjoy them. Once in a while I still go over to Isla Verde and get one of the massage girls excited. Me too. Basically, the hot days for sexual exploits in Puerto Rico are...

Prostitution is illegal in Puerto Rico? Don't make me laugh! That's like prositution is illegal in Thailand but if you just happen to be in a massage parlor and the girl pulls down her pants and...

Survived two months of hell with no dinero. House is pretty much done. Fans up, air conditioning working and things are finally cooling off. Hurricanes Earl and Fiona have given us a break with...

This is a true story of a dumbassed sodbuster from Nebraska who married a hot Mexican chica 15 years ago. Sonny (not his real name) found himself an illegal chica living in Washington State. So he...

The Thai massage is on hold. I got booted out of my apartment June 3 as my landlord a. K. A. "Buddyfucker" refused to give me my rental deposit. Got down and groveled and got a relief loan to get a...

A hundred for a half hour! Outrageous. Go to the Sweet Passions on Isla Verde. It's upstairs from the poolhall. You can get all the pussy you can handle for whatever time it takes for Less than $150....

After a successful year in the Thai massage business, we plan to take a trip to London to see some of those honeys shown on cherrygirls.co.uk. What we plan to do is entice some of those Eastern...

I had hoped to be in business with the van in June. My landlord threw me out for daring to tell him I was changing residences! So another delay! But we have found out how to top the V3. It's called...

pamela and i have been experimenting with things to give the customers (male and female) for a real memorable experience.

so here it is>>>>the v3! it takes two attendants to do this trick so it...

I had hoped to be up and running by May 15th but this is Puerto Rico. I would say June 1st now. Had to fire Annie this morning. She has a problem with reliability and wants to spend the boss's money...

I remember Mara from 2007. You mean Jorge is still hung up on that puta? Yes, she was good looking, hot, young, etc. But she was a ****! I use to have her lap dance for me for free and got my fingers...

Glad to see action in the new, remodeled Hawaiian. When they rebuilt the place in 2007, it was disco oriented. It sucked and I hated it. No action, few girls. Things change and it looks like they...

Escuchame Amigo,

I have the hottest girls in my massage van now. Pamela is a terror in bed and likes everything. Annie is a bit conservative but gets with the program. I hope to have the van in...

The last two times I have been to this club, the bouncer just turns me away. Perhaps I need to convince him I need to be inside by using a number of items: flamethrower, crossbow, Rambo knife...I...

The St. Tropez is under new management and it has become a "private club." Probably run by the mafia so stay away! No one is invited in, including me.

By May 15 I will be in operation with the mobile massage van, known officially as the "Royal Thai Massage." Unofficially it's the pussy wagen.

Special offer: for men you get the regular hour long...

Et to!

Geraldo Francisco, Proximo Governor de Puerto Rico

I have a decent van for $1100 and will buy it this next week. We plan to hit the cruise ships while inport San Juan on the weekends. We are offering a special thrill: for the men, it's a scrotum/anal...

I don't know about using honey. Might try it myself before getting the girls to use it. The Thai massage is right out of the book and legit. We plan to roll up to the piers on the weekends to catch...

Raul's sex shop has closed. Typical Puerto Rican business, the owner's attention gets diverted and the whole operation goes down the tubes!

St. Tropez has hired a bunch of new girls. There's some...

Has anyone visited Soi 22 lately? It use to be my favorite downtown monger station. Tina's Place was always good for a back/foot massage from four of the girls before you got serious on one. Best one...

You find what you're looking for in Los Algodonas. And you are not going to find it the first or the second time there. I have had many a good time in the Green Door. The blonde who is the girlfriend...

When did you need a stop light in a pissant town the size of Los Algodonas? Most stop signs (Alto!) are slow down, drive throughs. The town is pretty civilized and you don't need gringo things like...

Los Algodonas can be a surprise. When they had the old Hawaiian bar, lots of the girls there freelanced and I took home some well worn but serviceable women for comida y sexo. Yes, there is only one...

I need some variety. I have heard about Lips in Hato Rey, Frenchies in Santruce, Dejavu also in Santruce. and Ice. I know where Ice is located. Any comments about the action there? Been to Santruce...