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So Jessie from Church Street has finally retired? She must be approaching 70 by now. I first started seeing her about 15 years ago and she would do a prostate massage as part of the standard service....

Nice one GL.

Some mongers are just totally clueless and disrespectful. When there's an average of 5 rub and tug joints in every suburb, why the fuck would they go searching for a hand job in a...

Mate,

Don't be a dickhead by asking a shopping center masseuse for a handjob. They will kick you out and call the police. The reason those girls work at shopping centers is because they don't...

How do you think they got to own half of Melbourne? By behaving ethically? They've been carrying on like this in Victoria since the gold rush days. You can see why the other miners hated them. The...

You have very high and perhaps unrealistic expectations. There are very few 8/10 Thai hotties here, but the occasional one will turn up if they have a financial need. They will also have an attitude...

Don't worry. You will certainly be paying more. The Thai cartel will ensure you pay $50 for a clothed HJ with no touching, and up to $150 for a nude HJ. That's on top of the massage fee. Why not find...

Yes, they are all strictly above board and only offer genuine therapeutic massage. Please leave your underwear on. Don't even think about asking for any extras. You will get thrown out and the...

Yes that's true. There are plenty of Chinese ladies with Australian citizenship owning and operating their own rub and tug joints and have made fortunes. I knew a lady in Abbotsford who had a nice...

Out in the villages of China, feudalism still exists. Debts must be repaid or you get killed. Debts can be due to gambling, drugs or for favours received. Parents will take the rap for their adult...

Those Chinese grandmas on Locanto who operate out of apartment blocks in Box Hill and Glen Waverley are very diligent regarding Covid protocols. Meticulous actually. You will need to scan the bar...

This is a few years old, but still relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP4YHTNsW4A

The Thai hooker claims that she charged $20-30 for a hand job. Hahahaha. Thai's haven't charged those...

Mongers are getting tired of fucking beautiful, twenty-something, white Euro babes for $190 at the California Club. And that's for the business class pack which offers DATY, DFK and GFE. That's too...

That's the difference between the Thais and the Chinese. Can you imagine a Chinese boiler turning down $30 for 10 minute of wrist work? Ego and pride are big things for the Thais, which is diagonally...

Good observation. The seemingly innocuous nail salon. Hahahaha. I remember that Saul Goodman operated his legal practice at the back of a Vietnamese nail salon too in Albuquerque NM, so this is the...

That's a very funny report. Yes, there's absolutely nothing to see on Locanto except old boilers from China on tourist visas.

I saw the super hot, super cute Vietnamese pocket rocket Hannah today at Eden Massage at Victoria Street, Abbotsford.

I chose the $75 for 1 hour option.

Wow, it blew me away. I've had over...

As you enter Paramount Centre from Bourke Street, Pings is the shop at the back on the right hand side. Pings is a rub and tug chain. Mrs Ping has three shops. The first one was on Victoria Street,...

Thank you always for your words of wisdom Chocha Monger.

I thought I was more like the Roman goddess Disciplina, with her virtues of frugalitas and severitas. Hahaha. Putting that into the context...

What's a monger to do if they have sore neck and shoulders? Hahaha. I wasn't expecting any funny business here when I went in. This Thai place (not PRC) looked quite legit. I agree that the rub and...

Went to this place for a massage. Nice, neat shop which looked like a very professional set up. Three young, slim Thai girls were on duty. Couldn't see their faces as they were all wearing masks. I...

It's definitely the excitement of finding the unexpected that makes Melbourne mongers so addicted to Chinese rub and tugs. Yes, you never quite know what a granny fresh from the farm will provide....

Sorry to disappoint all the Sinophiles on this forum. This article in The Australian today should dispel any doubt that the CCP is not involved in the rub and tug trade. Note that the shops all...

Penny Wong is a militant CFMEU aligned unionist. We all know from last time what happens when the left get hold of the keys to the Treasury. She's also a lezzo.

Anyhow, there are better political...

The following is only an opinion piece. Before anyone gets too excited, I have no evidence to back any of this up. Feel free to comment.

I am certain the flooding of the world sex markets by old...

Just a simple question for the guys on this Melbourne board. Why do you keep going to these stupid Chinese rub and tug joints where you know you're going to be ripped off? 100% for sure. You know...