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As I have grown older and fatter myself, I value things like 'positive attitude' much more than I did when I was younger. When you are young you have a poster of Farrah Fawcett on your wall and you...

I had an interesting visit recently at a massage shop located at shop 8 of 136 The Avenue, Sunshine West. It's a shop in a small shopping centre, near Coles supermarket. The telephone number for the...

I'm sorry, but I don't recall the exact numbers and I would be just guessing now. I only remember passing on the offer when I heard the prices for extras.

I've been here lots of times in the past. When I've visited, I found the massage ladies to be good looking, in their 20's and 30's, but a little on the cold side. I've always received at least...

I don't understand why you would ever consider putting anything into your body that hasn't been properly made. You can get a Viagra prescription at a bulk billing doctor that costs you nothing. The...

I thought some of our members would have an interest in this article. I have no comment about the content of the article. I do not endorse it, nor do I have an issue with it. I'm posting it here, for...

I had a massage at Marigold Massage recently. I've had them from here in the past. I've had pretty good experiences here. The massage ladies are generally quite good looking and not too old. The...

A little while ago I visited a massage shop at 20 Droop Street, Footscray. It regularly advertises on Locanto. I purchased an hour massage for $70. I met the manager of the shop when I arrived and...

It's kind of you to say so. You know what they say about a dog returning to its vomit.

Recently visited Sweety Massage at 99 Sydney Road, Coburg. It offers ugly and fat older Asian massage ladies, who think an hour massage should take 40 minutes, and provide no extras. To avoid...

Yes, that's the only attraction for me. For me it's like going to the casino, the roll of the dice. I mean you just know that everything's loaded against you. The house almost always wins. Mostly you...

I've been there a few times. You don't always get any extras. The place is clean and well fitted out. The massage ladies are always pretty good and friendly, so it's not as though I've left grumpy or...

Thanks for the report. It sounds like you were luckier than I was. The massage lady I had when I visited was called Whitney. She works there on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Saturday and Sunday. I...

Hi DIW.

Thanks for the report. It sounds like it wasn't so bad.

I always try to provide the name of the person providing a massage or service in my reports, so that if she's good, the other...

Hi FJ.

I reviewed this place recently. But to save you the trouble of looking for it, I'll provide you with a link to my review:
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Last Sunday I planned to return to the massage shop I referred to in my last review (the one at Shop 4 of 323 Main Road East, St Albans). However it was closed. So I went for a wander to see what I...

I recently visited a massage shop located at Shop 4 of 323 Main Road East, St Albans. It is at the end of a small shopping arcade. I found it in the Locanto website. Its advertisement made me laugh...

Tell me about it. In my defense, however, it was so dark in the room, it took me a little while to work out what I was looking at. At the start, when I was lying on my front, I was hopeful. But when...

I recently visited a massage shop located at 358 Bell Street, Coburg. I found it on the Locanto website. It is open from 10 am to 8 pm seven days a week. The telephone number in their advertisement...

I recently visited the Healthland Spa massage shop located at 248 Russell Street, Melbourne. I found it on the Locanto website. It is open from 10 am to 8 pm seven days a week. Its telephone number...

As far as I can tell, I have visited all of the massage shops in Moonee Ponds. I'm sorry to say that the place you've described doesn't ring any bells for me. If you find it, please be sure to let me...

Well and truly. When you walk inside one of these places you need to be ready to walk out again. If you're not able to do that, better not to go in at all. The best answer to outrageous prices, ugly...

I recently visited the Izumi Japanese Massage shop located at 350 Flinders Street, Melbourne. I found it on the Locanto website and you can find it using Google Maps as well. It is open from 10 am to...

I recently visited the Asian Massage Centre located at 551 Ballarat Road, Albion. I found it in the Brimbank Leader online newspaper and also on the Locanto website. It is open from 10 am to 8 pm...

I recently visited the New Asia Therapy massage shop located at 287 Maribyrnong Road, Ascot Vale. It is located in a small group of shops. I found this shop on the Locanto website. It opened about...