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As Jackie Wilson Said.

I am fairly certain that during my last visit I saw Zhukov, Martin Bormann and Lord Lucan, all in towelling dressing gowns, watching the football in the downstairs bar.

I haven't been to Artemis for some time (12 months?) so I don't have a feel for how busy the place is nowadays.

It strikes me that the FKK model is capitalism in quite a pure form. Supply and...

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It is true that Artemis has a Berlin FKK monopoly and many one-time-only punters, this tends to push prices up. After the Police raid (c. 18 months ago. All charges dropped,...

I don't think prices have changed. This was always a guide-price, the actual price was left to the girls.

Some, will of course try and charge more if they think they can or they don't fancy the...

A few thoughts based on my experiences.

I have often stayed at the Ibis Messe and would recommend. There is no security safe but I carry my passport and cash with me and store them in the Artemis...

Going to any FKK and not finding ink and silicon is surely highly unlikely? There are girls with neither but they are few and far between.

I was at Artemis last weekend. Good fun, some old...

I like Alef.

Took her to the room once and it was like shagging a dead sheep. Never again.

Outside of the room, when she is friendly she is great fun, chatty and likes a joke. When she is in a...

Don't the Taxi drivers get a discount entry on a Sunday, like the Pensioners do?

Chatting to an Italian guy he told me that he and his friends quite regularly caught a flight to Berlin on Saturday afternoon. Partied in Artemis until 5 am and then flew back on an early Sunday...

Girls do quite regularly use the gym, but generally consider this to be off-duty time. There is an obvious place to sit and watch them work out as it is at the far end of the basement floor.

The...

But, Mr Ho. Given your unstinting negativity about the place, why would you go back at all?

Just back from a four day Artemisathon.

Good fun. The Venus expo as on at the Messe, which added to the spice, although I wa blissfully unaware of this until I got off the plane and saw the...

Please advice as to German guaranteed non-CBJ club?

Its the law. Aren't they all CBJ? Whether that happens or not is then the decision of the lady in question.

Of course you should go. Its not dirty, its has many beautiful girls of all types, if the weather is nice then the outdoor area is great to chill in.

The CBJ thing? Who knows? Its the law in...

There are always taxis outside Artemis late at night. You will not have a problem.

Just back from a great weekend at Artemis.

Weather was good, lots of sitting out on the terrace watching the ladies sunbathing and frolicking in the pool.

Ladies were great fun. Mickey the...

I have always found the walk from WestKreuz to be safe late at night. Turn left out of the car park and it's a few minutes walk on your left.

When you leave, late at night, there are always taxis...

Yet, most weekend visitors are from overseas, like me. They could fly to any of the other large German cities with FKK clubs.

I chose to go to Berlin and Artemis rather than the alternatives. As...

First post here. Visited Artemis many times.

So, to address my point. If Artemis is in terminal decline, why is it so popular?

This anti-silicone thing is a little odd. If you perceive Artemis...

"I have been Artemis yesterday. I think Artemis is nearly dead. Blah blah blag blah. And queues in rooms are common".

These two statements, in one sentence, are simply not possible.

Either...