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04-19-18 08:18 View Post | View Thread
You're going to have fun.
You're going to have fun.
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04-16-18 23:11 View Post | View Thread
Yogurt with live bacteria. The good army wins...
Yogurt with live bacteria. The good army wins Every time.
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06-22-14 00:40 View Post | View Thread
The same Paris who does the espuma show? She...
The same Paris who does the espuma show? She wouldn't give me any tongue. Might have been my breath.
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07-25-09 00:49 View Post | View Thread
Anthrax has real nice titties
I suck on those things and suck and suck and suck and suck!
They don't really feel unnatural at all. She's good looking and fun. I've only fucked her twice, but I should fuck her everytime just... -
09-26-08 03:13 View Post | View Thread
Bim Sala Bim
Honor to shake the hand that shook the dick that fucked that blond.
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07-27-08 14:26 View Post | View Thread
The last 3 times (in 3 weeks) I went with only my...
The last 3 times (in 3 weeks) I went with only my CA DL.
1st time - "What are you doing in Mexico?"
"checking out a strip joint"
Just hands me my DL back w/o saying a word.
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05-10-08 15:15 View Post | View Thread
2 4 1
Still 2 beers for the price of 1 before 7pm though ain't it?
Don't tell me they snubbed the draw.
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