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Oh man, I have not gotten high in ages, but this post makes me want to roll a dub. I get more pleasure posting absurdities while blazed than any other time. I could care less what the f*ck any of...

THE waiter? Since when is there only one? The waiters have no sense of a section, or could care less about poaching someone else's table. By this logic you are going to be handing out ones to the...

Minimum for a tip in the US, specifically in San Diego and Los Angeles is a dollar. Now contrast Hollywood to Tijuana. On the shady side of Tijuana I would tip about half of what I would tip in LA....

#1 Use pesos

#2 if you are going to be bar hopping, don't buy a drink in every bar, but also, don't stand around, moving target is harder to hit. If you just want to see what is going on, do a...

Do I need to remind you again about the ignore button?

The girls wearing the sashes that say "Edecan" (model) are still in training. They have a tendency to be more selective, and may say they don't do upstairs, but I think the common consensus is that...

This is where you use the ficha. I would recommend that you catch a girls eye, smile, and say, "te puedo invitar a una cerveza? " [Can I invite (buy) you to a beer? ]

I recommend that you try it...

If it weren't for the border, I don't think it would be as bad, as long as you are making the drive late at night, then you fly. I lived in LA for a while, the valley at that, and I always forgot how...

That drive back can be murderous! Just getting across the border can ruin you. I have had more than one experience where I was falling asleep in the line, and waking up when the person behind me lays...

Right now the zona is kind of slow, but out by the airport, La Mesa and the east side of town there is always a surplus of action. You should check it out, it's rad.

Be aware that by going about this in the "non-traditional" way you will be putting your life and her life at risk. I second the motion to "Get bent" and take this shit somewhere else because we want...

At Mermaids the girls with no health cards (the non-Mexicans) are not dressed in the usual school girl uniform, but definitely go upstairs. I don't doubt that there are laws on the books that...

Anybody know what is going on at the HK for New Years Eve? Promotions or excessive covers or talent shortages?

I spent Halloween and fell in love with little red riding hood, wasn't so into the...

I was going to go to this place in Otay, but I missed the exit for the 905 and said what the fuck, let's go to Mexico. I spent 3 hours driving around Tijuana in hellish holiday traffic before I found...

I know that this is kind of last minute, but if you have a chance to go to Tijuana tonight, GO!

I did some shopping in Tijuana this afternoon and had to swing by to see what was going on. There...

She sounds familiar, was it a ring or just a stud on her lower lip? Short, 5'1 maybe 5'2 with out the stripper heals, dark strait hair with no highlights. Busty with a little belly. If this is the...

Another option that runs pretty quickly is the train/coaster/surfliner to the trolly at San Diego's Santa Fe Depot downtown. The trolley is really slow, but the train is the best way to get from LA...

It's, "Ay Güero"

Bien aca? ven aca = come here, from the root verb, venir to come, venga aca, ven aca. No se escribe asi = is not written like that

Venir
yo vengo I come
tú vienes ...

I am going to take this discussion to the general TJ thread unless anyone can direct me to a better thread. It does not necessarily pertain to just the HK.

Sorry guys, that should have been sent as a PM to El Tijuanense, but I don't think that guys speaks Spanish either. Wannabe Tijuanero has been called güero to many times and thinks buey is spelled...

Dude, who's CJ? Are you calling one of your bros out by name on this thread?

Uhh? I don't know how you get your pharmaceuticals, but I have to pay for mine so I don't understand the analogy.

But this does not just apply to vichys. Stuck in my demographic in Southern...

I guess it just depends on what your definition of "relationship" is. I am not proposing a monogamous, loving, father of her children type of shit. I don't spend enough time in anyone place to...

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The laptop has to be earned, not given yet, and plus, that shit costs $275 at best buy right now. She thinks they cost $500 and offered to pay something towards it. If I get longer than the 1/2 hour...