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Once upon a time there was a king who had a beautiful daughter.
One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit.
That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince snuck...

The prostitute had an appointment with her psychiatrist. When she entered at his office he asked her to lie on the couch.

"If you don't mind," she said, "I've been working all day. Do you mind
if...

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."

The second...

A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some word of advise and warning by her mother; "Look darling, they all want the same, so do be very careful and don't you ever let...

In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting. The girl looks like she's having some discomfort so her boyfriend asks her, "What's wrong honey?"

She...

A sweet, beautiful young would-be starlet comes to Hollywood to seek her fortune. At her first power cocktail party she goes to the host and asks him: "Who's the most powerful man in the room?"
...

When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the Marines.

At the induction physical, the doctor directed the reluctant naked recruit to read the eye chart across the room.
...

The pretty coed nervously asked the doctor to perform an unusual operation, the removal of a large chunk of green wax from her navel.

Looking up from the ticklish task, the physician asked, "How...

a woman was walking along pushing her new born baby in its pram when she was approached by an old friend.

the woman leaned over, peered into the pram and said, "what a beautiful baby boy! little...

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She
put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN...

A sex researcher called one of his participants in a recent survey to check on a discrepancy.
"Sir, in response to the question of frequency of intercourse" the researcher said, "you answered...

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans.
He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive woman there. He was very pleased with...

Two old women were sitting on a bench talking.
One asked the other: "How's your husband holding up in bed these days?"

The second old woman replied, "He makes me feel like an exercise bike."
...

the girl called a sex therapist and said, "remember when you told me the way to a man's heart was through his stomach? well, last night i found a new route... now i need some birth control pills."
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The newly wed seniors were having sexual problems. The counselor thought it might be due to the fact that the woman was taller. He suggested special shoes with build-up heels to help the man's ego.
...

Jill wanted a divorce from Todd. The judge asked, "What fault do you find
with your husband?"

"Your Honor, he's a liar, a brute, a thief and a brainless idiot."

"That's very serious,"...

Jones, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home. He broached them to his wife, who promptly said, "Oh, I'm sorry, dear, but I've got to do all of this...

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
...

A man went to a brothel and told the madam, "I want a girl with big boobs and a small box."

"Why?" she asked him.

"Never mind!" replied man. "I'm paying for it. I want a girl with big tits and...

After his exam the doctor said to Mendel an elderly man, "You appear
to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like
to ask me about?"


"In fact, I do," said Mendel....

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
...

Business was bad, the small company was on the edge of bankruptcy.
The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office.

"Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So to...

A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some
word of advise and warning by her mother; "Look darling, they all want
the same, so do be very careful and don't you ever let...

DEAR DAIRY

MONDAY: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain asked me to dine at his table.

TUESDAY! I spent the entire afternoon on the...

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"

"I...