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Imagine being stuck in a taxi brousse in Madagascar for 12 hours sitting next to a know-it-all blowhard and having to listen to him ramble on and on telling you over and over again that he is an...

"We don't like these people here."
'We'? Who is this 'we' group you refer to? Or were you using the Royal 'we' ie the majestic plural? Are you are a member of a Royal family?

You seem to have an...

I didn't have to reach down too deep into my pocket to pull out EUR120 to cover the cost of the plane fare from Tana to Toa. And it was only 40 minutes on the plane v 12 hours sitting cramped-up with...

Before I left Madagascar I went to Toa for a few days, it's only a short fight from the capital Tana. I arrived late in the evening and it was raining heavily so when I got to my hotel I decided to...

You are most welcome.

I don't know about the African-Americans, I doubt they spoke French, my guess is that they also used a translate app.

It was the Maison Ylang hotel in Ambatoloaka.

But I suggest you confirm their visitor policy BEFORE you make a booking. After the little 'drama' I had with the 2 girls, they told me they will be...

I went out for meal on my last night in Nosy Be, and chose a restaurant that I had yet to visit. I got talking (via the google translate app) with one of the waitresses and I arranged to meet her...

Apology accepted!

Beers are about 7k or 8k (less than USD2). The main bar area in Ambatoloaka in Nosy Be is actually quite small but there is a very good selection of 'ladies of the night' floating around either...

I actually flew business with Emirates. It was USD3,065. There was a 9 hour layover in Dubai and the price included a free night stay in a 4 star hotel about a 15 minute drive from the airport, and a...

I've also noticed the sneering!

I flew from Mactan-Cebu to Dubai with Emirates, as I live in Cebu City it's very convenient for me. The outward flight from Mactan-Cebu makes a brief stop in Clark...

Nothing like a good sneer, eh?!

I'm actually English, not American, same language but different accents!

Boast?? In what way am I boasting?! Yes I have posted many pic reports from Cebu but not to boast. Every day a lot of other posters post pics of girls, are they all boasting?

I like to read...

I met a girl one night down at the main bar area in Ambatoloaka in Nosy Be, bought her a drink then (using the google translate app) asked prices. I asked her how much she wanted for s/t and she said...

I was aware that English is not widely used in Madagascar, and was not expecting that the girls would be the same as in Angeles or Pattaya (or in the dozen or so other countries) where I have...

I'm currently on a 6 week trip to East Africa; I was in Kenya for 2 weeks (1 week in Nairobi and 1 week in Mombasa), then 1 week in Rwanda. I arrived in Tana last week and am now in Nosy Be. I will...

I was staying at the Radisson serviced apartments, near the Irish pub (I left Tana a few days ago, and am currently in Nosy Be).

I didn't ask about CIM or anal, so I don't know. All I wanted on...

It's my first visit to Madagascar, I arrived a few days ago and am currently staying in Tana. I met her on Tinder, and she came to my hotel room this afternoon.

I'm English, and don't speak...

What an enjoyable way to stop the boredom. Especially the skinny one!