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Do you think an Aussie monger dressed like the lad on the cover of 'Money Number One' would fit into an upscale enclave of Japanese corporate executives? I doubt that prowling the streets of...

I know of one crafty Aussie who runs a feeding program for kids. Some of the donations to the foundation leak into his pockets and finance his visits to the bars in Angeles City, where he feeds the...

The calloused hands of those old Chinese boilers can grip your marshmallow like the claws of a furious dragon. You would have problems going home and explaining to the wife why your purple-headed...

The only question is how do you plan on beating the travel restrictions to get back to Flipsville? In Oz, Tinder is useless in summoning nubile 18 to 22 year-old Aussie tarts to suck your marshmallow...

Engine Driver, have you ever considered giving up your family, wealth, power, and social status in the Land O' Plenty for unlimited BBFSCIP, BBFSCIA, and BBBJCIMWS in Southeast Asia? Do you ever feel...

A long time ago, the mongers you speak of sold their souls for BBFSCIP, BBFSCIA, and BBBJCIMWS with LBFMs. They willingly gave up their civil liberties and abandoned the lands of their fathers in...

In Flipsville, the massage table and cum soaked rag would be the least of your worries. The 39 mongers, who rooted the girl before you, would have all done bareback full service cum in the pussy and...

It looks like you overpaid this Lisa Wang for a horrible root! Too bad you did not bail upon her rude welcome. A bad attitude usually means a bad root!

The fact that those old Chinese boilers are still in business means that enough mongers decide to drill their old unwashed pussies once they show up for the bait and switch all horny and shit. They...

Pinays are good at pretending to be sweet in the Philippines, where they need white grandfather's South Sea pesos and visa sponsorship. In Flipsville, they will suck grandfather's marshmallow rod as...

I was just being frank when I said that you have a head like a bashed crab. LOL! No one would mistake you for the tall dark and handsome Idris Elba. At least you are filthy rich and can afford...

Yes. I imagine it would be inconvenient to have the wife or other family member find a direct mail piece in the letterbox offering frequent fucker specials at his favorite Chinese rub-and-tug joint....

Why can't you claim the health insurance rebate on therapeutic bareback full service cum-in-the-pussy at Chinese rub-and-tug joints?