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Oh man, I have not gotten high in ages, but this post makes me want to roll a dub. I get more pleasure posting absurdities while blazed than any other time. I could care less what the f*ck any of...

THE waiter? Since when is there only one? The waiters have no sense of a section, or could care less about poaching someone else's table. By this logic you are going to be handing out ones to the...

Minimum for a tip in the US, specifically in San Diego and Los Angeles is a dollar. Now contrast Hollywood to Tijuana. On the shady side of Tijuana I would tip about half of what I would tip in LA....

#1 Use pesos

#2 if you are going to be bar hopping, don't buy a drink in every bar, but also, don't stand around, moving target is harder to hit. If you just want to see what is going on, do a...

Do I need to remind you again about the ignore button?

Personally, I like the white one over the blue one. The blue one looks more more like a construction style mask. I am going for the strait-out-of-the-hospital look.

Anybody been to the zona today?...

The morning commute was normal, but the border patrol lady gave me a hard time about bringing back pork tamales, and misquoted the death toll of the virus. She said that 2000 people had died and that...

The girls wearing the sashes that say "Edecan" (model) are still in training. They have a tendency to be more selective, and may say they don't do upstairs, but I think the common consensus is that...

9am on a monday morning, plan at least 5 hours. you are going to hit traffic all the way there.

make sure to take the 73 toll road through oc (get on just north of san juan capistrano and you'll...

This is where you use the ficha. I would recommend that you catch a girls eye, smile, and say, "te puedo invitar a una cerveza? " [Can I invite (buy) you to a beer? ]

I recommend that you try it...

If it weren't for the border, I don't think it would be as bad, as long as you are making the drive late at night, then you fly. I lived in LA for a while, the valley at that, and I always forgot how...

This guy is making a much newer version, and has some f**king delusions of grandeur. On his blog he says he is making this documentary for Cannes and Sundance, BS!

I don't even want to put the...

I saw clip of some loser claiming to be making a documentary on the zona norte, but was not impressed in the least. Although I am not a 100%, I think that he is some how associated with the San Diego...

I will throw my two cents in on this one, but as I have been chastised on more than one occasion for getting off topic in the photo thread, I'm going to reroute this conversation to the general TJ...

That drive back can be murderous! Just getting across the border can ruin you. I have had more than one experience where I was falling asleep in the line, and waking up when the person behind me lays...

Those days are long gone. I was watching the Mexican news during spring break and they did an aerial shot of the beach by Rosarito and Playas highlighting the point that it is dead compared to a...

You know, I think this is what statisticians call a problem with random sampling. I do have night/days that I come away thinking this, but only return and think, "Holy sh*t, this place is packed with...

I also try to avoid the ceviche stand that is on the street during the summer months. 90 degree temperatures and ceviche = blah

Also, long time vegetarians are best to not give up vegetarianism...

That is not bad at all. I was thinking that it was going to be like 2 months. I actually have the application filled out and sitting on my desk, but just kept blowing it off.

Did you do a rush...

To tell you the truth, I think that things have gotten better since the turn of the new year. I mean people are still dying, but the random shootings in public places are no where near as frequent....

so according to the department of homeland security website:

http://www.dhs.gov/xtrvlsec/crossingborders/index.shtm

Lawful Permanent Residents

Air Travel

All travelers including children...

So I saw somebody asking about passports in the AB thread, but I had a question myself. After driving all the way down to San Ysidro and realizing that I had forgotten my passport, AGAIN! , I want to...

So I can't find the original post that inspired me to stand up to the cops, but one of you guys was talking about getting shook down by the fuzz, bs cop says, "someone that looks like you was seen...

This is a good reminder for everyone carrying a phone with a data package. In your settings you should have the choice to go "off when roaming". They sure stick it to you with this one. The lady at...

Carmen is from somewhere in the sticks, Jalisco so she looks like a Tapatia (girl from Guadalajara). I'd say she is about 5'3 or so, but never took off her stripper heals, even during sex. She has...