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The very appropriately named British pop group "10 CC" (the average volume of sperm after an ejaculation) once had an album called "Bloody Tourist."

I think they were onto something. LOL!

He'll...

LaBambaBoy is a typical tourist, just look at his previous posts. He doesn't care if he helps destroy the whole FKK scene in Germany, he'll just go elsewhere and help destroy it there.

"Military grade runway" you say? Hahaha, "zee Germans" are still struggling to finish building the "new" Berlin airport. LOL! As I've said many times before, the level of domestic engineering Germany...

Indeed Nick, and as you said, there are also some girls who will try to seize this opportunity to make some money now that the main competition is on holiday. I recon that a 3-4 week drought is a bit...

Yes, the E100/30 min deal was also in place last year. Long waiting times for rooms, hence the price increase.

Anyway, going to parties is for amateurs, unless you don't go to fuck but instead you...

50%? How did you get that number? I've never seen a police checkpoint near Sharks in the Roehm Strasse that checks for DUI.

This is a typical "damned if you do, damned if you don't" scenario. Unfortunately this fits in well with what I've been warning for for quite some time. The "meta-frame" is that the German government...

I've frequently travelled to Kazachstan for business and IMO she definitely looks very Central Asian. I've seen loads of girls who look like Kylie (previously called herself "Electra") in Almaty and...

Oh well, next time! As you said, there will be another day.

Again, as I said before, perhaps I was just (very!) lucky that they were both in a horny mood and perhaps just wanted to have some fun...

Ah yes, the Moldovan Princess. Had a great PSE 3 sum at the beginning of this year with Patricia and her lesbian sidekick Julie, both from Moldova. They always sit together at the sofa in between the...

2 Greeks? You mean Elektra / Kylie is 'Greek,' just like Angelica is 'Egyptian?' Easy to fool clueless US tourists.

I agree with Nick The G here.

Unique? No, she's a real professional who doesn't give a fuck where you are from, and the "oh baby, I want your dick in my ass" line is her standard line for upselling. It would have been unique if...

Go try out GT, it's upsell and pre-booking paradise! (of course no pre-booking is possible without an upsell of minimum 1 hour in the room + tip, otherwise you'll get the 'sorry baby, I don't have...

Well, except for a few die-hard Janine fanboys, in Sharks there would still be plenty of other WG's available. If anyone wants to see what massive pre-booking leads to, then go and visit GT during...

Hahaha, oh yes, the 'Egyptian' Angelique or Angelina or something like that. Horrible skin, pale complexion and very aggressive and persistent in her harassment of customers.

Haha yes. And that was also the part that turned me OFF the most.

No real need to limit yourself mostly to NRW if you ask me. Plenty of nice girls at Sharks during cheap-skate Wednesday and on Fridays.

These girls are fakers, and the reason why you could...

Yes, so far it's been a one-off experience, it would depend on the rest of the line-up and whether or not my battery has been discharged or recharged. I think it's the same for all popular and good...

I'm not a real regular of Sharks or any other FKK club for that matter. I visit very infrequently and very irregularly, it really depends on my mood and whether or not I have any luck with getting...

Where does she usually hang out?

I like Wednesdays, they are usually a bit busy but in a good way, not overcrowded like Fridays, Saturdays or Sundays.

A nice selection of girls usually show up...

A few months ago I first took real notice of a beautiful tall brunette which turned out to be Evita, and I could see that she was really busy, but I could also see that she was rejecting quite a few...

Of course! Hahahaha!

Yes, this unfortunate trend was started by Steffi and this other girl from the Pole-Dancing Crew.

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I've also been chatted up once by two girls who were sitting in the sauna during a busy Friday evening.

It's quite normal that sometimes a girl will very briefly walk into the sauna just to warm...

These are actually two of the major downsides of Sharks; smoke and no real designated relax area where WGs have to leave you in peace.

The restaurant isn't really smoke-free because the smoky air...