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Ah Germany; where the customer is a mere inconvenience...

"We are Balkanians from the Planet Balkan..."

Merkel loves some FKK...

Back in the 'good old days', guys used to sleep in their camper vans in club car parks and go into shower at opening time. Seemed to be mainly Italian guys at Oase. Maybe Mauro gave them special...

I think Atlantis shut up shop in 2004 but I've always loved the irony of how we view it as this mythical lost club given it's name.

Well, Jessica is available even if Sharks isn't...

https://www.ladies.de/sex-anzeigen/huren-hostessen/darmstadt-jessica-10103803

Walking through the fruit and veg section with a hard-on...

How were they opening the lockers? Picking the locks or forcing them etc?

The government said that the move was to ensure that "service providers and craftsmen can continue to carry out their trade".

I sense an FKK loophole...

So, not wishing to sound like Cathy Newman, what he's saying is;

1) Coronaviruses are present in the population at all times.

2) The test for COVID-19 was hurried through so there could be an...

It's not the clubs that worry me. It's the fucking airports.

Now there's a total misunderstanding of how supply and demand works.

Ah yes; the corona special...

Dwayne Johnson's hair and Tom Cruise's height?

Melissa...

Will certain Asian hunters change their business model? ;-)

It kinda sounds like you got royally fucked ;-)

January is probably the quietest month of the year at Sharks because the management actually pay the girls a bonus to work over Christmas and NY (basically works out as free entry for them) so a lot...

"My wife always picks me up here!"

Does anyone know if there's a Christmas party at Sharks this year to be avoided?

Have they even reopened the downstairs rooms yet?

Priorities...

Well, it was only a matter of time. I wonder if Health and Safety at Work will get involved? That's the last thing Sharks needs.

That and 50 euro notes ;-)

Fucking hell.

Yes, of course you can but some girls prefer their own for safety reasons. Others view it as saving them the cost of a rubber!