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He might have kept both his gold mine and his shaft had he only looked at his partner's Thai ID card before falling in love and jumping into marriage.

A trannie can change his plumbing but not his...

Relax, Punter. Should you happen to be fooled, just pull your pants back up and move on. :)

Lots of great advise here, but I think the best way to find out is to simply ask politely ... or say to the person in question ... "I want a girl." -- (/pom _yaak dai poo /ying ^na ^kraup)