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Ebi tvoyu boga dushu mat!

Ne pizdi, paskuda yobaniy.

Ok, well you're only allowed to agree with me because its your birthday, now poshol na huy.

Your problem is that you're worried. Worrying is the wrong strategy.

Why worry? Just have fun with her, treat her well. Worrying about it takes all the fun out of it. The only thing you should...

The trick is to actually find one that is immune to Americanization. After I got lucky and found one here at Blockbuster one day, I was with her on and off for 2 years, and in all that time, she...

Pimper.

Yes, the devushka fembot you activiated with your financial know-how, was pre-programed by Russian dentists that had secretly implanted special ISG protocol "penis-magnet" fillings drilled...

You ACTUALLY think, there is a solution to THIS???

You started by saying, "In real life".

Well, this IS real life.

THERE IS NO SOLUTION!! This IS exactly what happens. 100% of the time with...

Well, a lot's been said, predictions, predilections, and prevarications.

Its easy to be deep in freshman philosophy.

My take, not necessarily from the center, but more of a centrist, that is,...