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Oy vey. I'm not even sure what you're driving at CAT, but it hurt anyway, it hurt. Like I said, I am too lazy to actively scour the dating sites myself, so I prefer to put up my own profile and wait...

Oh God, why'd I have to look through the Men's Gallery on that site? First the Tom Sizemore sex tape, and now this. There's no hope for mankind.

Marc25,

You got that exactly right. Finding a soulmate is one thing. Having fun is something completely different. One does not prohibit the other. Of course, there are plenty of people out there...

Moscow Brit,

I'm not aware of any popular dating sites in English, but there are plenty of them in Russian. Even if you don't speak the language you should be able to navigate all of them through...

Yeah, been meaning to visit the new Egoiste for a loooong time. I used to be a regular at its old location, Garden Ring and Karetnyi Ryad, the weird building that now has the big CAT ad. It's right...

whoa. i'm speechless. i guess, best of luck to you guy #2, enjoy montreal. normally my advice would be to at least visit moscow before you decide it's no better than canada, but in this case maybe...

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Oy. I fear any relationship I may strike there will fizzle out the second I stick out my thumb by the side of the road. I was lucky with Katya because I was driven to Maks by a friend of mine in his...

Damn! By the looks of it I'm the last expat left alive in Moscow, and I'm out of action for two days. I partied so much mid-week that by Thursday all I was capable of is a tochka run, and I've slept...

Strav,

It wasn't much, only $150. However as I later found out, I got her out at around 1:30 am, and her shift was over at 3. I never even asked because I assumed she works 10 to 6 like everybody...

DS,

I think I have a strategy for you. A few months ago I had this phase where I was going for restaurant waitresses. It started by accident, and then I liked it so much I went for them a few...

Yeah, by "demise of CF" I meant the gradual decline in quality compared to the good old days - like 18 months ago and back. It's happening on both sides. Clientelle is also not what it used to be, as...

Ehhm, what's up with me posting back to back? Where is everybody?

One day I go to sleep happy as a clam, feeling like the king of the world after having mind-blowing sex with a gorgeous stripper,...

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At approx 2140 hours I departed my designated Advanced Landing Ground and proceeded towards the...

there are definitely pros at real mccoy, i'm sure there were more than one there on a saturday night. they're usually pretty easy to spot because they're by themselves, and look pretty used.

but...

Tonight was another freebie night in my schedule. I had lunch with a Russian
earlier, and when I mentioned to him I was at Real McCoy last night he told me I was way, way behind the times. The new...

Opus Dog, I'm going to correct you a little bit if you don't mind.



That's "na pravo" and "na levo"



And that'll be "dvestee". Other than that you've got it, all that's very helpful....

Had a very busy Friday night last night. I am still jet lagged as hell, and it started off pretty slow, when the two gentlemen from this forum who asked me to show them around Moscow never showed up...

I just came back from Spearmint Rhino. Very nice club if you can find it. Not nessecarily my first choice of a strip club in Moscow, but has the best price to girl quality ratio and everybody there...

I just had lunch today with an old buddy of mine who's really enjoying his second time in Moscow. It's really interesting how people who just start coming up here all make the same mistakes. I guess...

You gotta approach tochkas as the complete experience. Yeah, you'll have to go to a whole bunch of tochkas and look at 100 goblins before you find somebody worthwhile, but the search is as much fun...

Here's the thing about tochkas. All tochkas within the Moscow city jurisdiction are controlled by the militia. Most of them are actually owned by higher ranking cops directly; the few that aren't...

The "posidet' na dorozhku" tradition is very ancient, and apparently predates Christianity. That's to fool the evil spirits into thinking you're sitting peacefully at home, and slip out quickly while...

Strav and everyone who likes to visit the strip clubs:

I highly recommend the Strip Club forum at sextalk.ru. It's in Russian, but you can use any of the automated translators like ...

my bribery technique is very simple. i say "mozhet dogovorimsya?" while opening up my wallet and rustling the bills. the goateed ape at nf didn't even look at it, which made me assume he was not out...