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The ONLY thing that is easy in Colombia is getting laid. Everything else is very difficult. It took 4 months to get gas service to my apartment in Medellin. Then there are the banks, DAS, DIAN,...

Gee, when did Barrancabermeja become a major city? http://www.citypopulation.de/Colombia.html does not even list it in the top 20 and says that te population is under 200,000. I would call any of...

The major port serving Cali is Buenaventura. I would strongly suggest that you avoid it at all costs. Cali is the least safe of the major cities, and the surrounding countryside is less safe yet.

Your laptop will be stolen the first night. So you needn't worry about the rest of your query.

Actually the number of trips to the ATM remain unchanged. You can make as many consecutive withdrawals as you want until you reach the daily limit set by your home bank. But, for those charged a...

I prefer to go to bed around 9:00 pm alone. Afternoon delights appeal to me.

Heat, she is self-supporting, but social workers don't make a lot of money. And she is supporting 5 kids and her...

What is wrong with sex tourists? Isn't that kind of what this board is about? There certainly are assholes among sex tourists. But there are asshole travelers and asshole Colombians as well. I...

Now you have me worried. The most expensive pussy is the "free" pussy. One of the chicas that I am currently dating never asked for a peso for the first year. Of course I paid for dinners and...

Better watch it. You don't want my kind of ugly Gringo in Peru.

You are piquing my interest.

My experience in Cali is limited. But I do not feel that MDE or CTG are overfished especially if you can spend some time.

Many guys are saying that CTG has gone to hell. I have more puss than I...

Surf, I do not disagree with you about the short-term visitors. However, they do not really affect my life in Laguito. I rarely go to the LDV anymore. The vast majority of visitors to Laguito are...

Colombian society is very homogenious. Cartagena is about as close to heterogenious as you can get in Colombia. But if your objective is to get away from Americans and/or American culture, try...

I get a chuckle out of the "don't let the word out about your Shangrila" guys. Whether or not you post anything on any forum, if the place is that good, the word will get out.

There are actually...

If you must go, follow Ricker's advice. It is more likely that she will take you to her favorite clothes store and try to milk you dry than sell you to the FARC.

It might be an idea to restrict...

I wouldn't go to Cali to meet someone that I had never met. And I live in Colombia.

In Cartagena I have heard the term "prepago" applied to a chica who has sex with you for money. In Medellin they are called "grillas" or "putas." But in Bogota a grilla is an ugly chica.

It...

The election is May 28. Alcohol resumes flowing, I think, on midnight of the 29th.

Escobar was from Envigado, a suburb of Medellin.

I would not recommend Cali for your first trip to Colombia. It is easily the most dangerous larger city in the country. Cartagena would be a much...

It's here Surf. It seems to have started about one year ago. I have actually been stopped on the street less than a block from the apartment that I have owned for over 2 years in Laguito and been...

Sounds like I and LB are your boys.

I'm just happy that you don't need looks, game, youth or success to score in this wonderful country.

50 mil = 50 thousand, mil is Spanish for thousand.

The age of consent in Colombia is 14.

Many States in the US have ages under 18, Colorado is 15. New York is 17. Indiana is 16. I do not have a complete listing of all States.

There are some...

who don't speak one word of Spanish do not belong in Cali. Do you have a death wish, LIP?

I have received things in Cartagena mailed to me from the US via regular US mail. You could also use DHL or FedEx or other similar service.

I live in Cartagena and spent two weeks in Cuba in Jan. of 2004. Cuba really sucks.