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You're going to have fun.

Yogurt with live bacteria. The good army wins Every time.

The same Paris who does the espuma show? She wouldn't give me any tongue. Might have been my breath.

It's obvious azul nariz gets his info 4th hand. Totally inaccurate.

Be adventurous and drive safely.

Schleprock has more sense than to do something like that.

Does she keep her titties in your mouth for fifteen minutes at a time ?

Best fake boobies I have ever felt.

I suck on those things and suck and suck and suck and suck!

They don't really feel unnatural at all. She's good looking and fun. I've only fucked her twice, but I should fuck her everytime just...

That chick looks like jimmy page.

Honor to shake the hand that shook the dick that fucked that blond.

Was the guy just walking, minding his own business?

Solo?

Looking decked out?

Que es hombre?

Like I say, attitude is everything!

She's got it.

Frick'n knock came like a thief, fuckers.

Pastey, white, saggy, old.

Y'all act like you'd be good with glistening, bronze,tight, young pinche verga in the photo. Thou doth protesteth too much.

Bring on the chicky pic's- nothing else...

The last 3 times (in 3 weeks) I went with only my CA DL.

1st time - "What are you doing in Mexico?"

"checking out a strip joint"

Just hands me my DL back w/o saying a word.

2nd time -...

Pokey,

You must be jaded to the bone. My biggest wish when I log in is to see beautiful naked chicks.

Those that second the motion?

Still 2 beers for the price of 1 before 7pm though ain't it?

Don't tell me they snubbed the draw.

JANUARY 31, 2008
U.S. and Canadian citizens will need to present either a WHTI-compliant document, or a government-issued photo ID, such as a driver’s license, plus proof of citizenship, such as a...

WOW, she is a golden beauty!

I fell for Maribell of the AB.

Everything was lovey dovey till I put all of my money on the table (bout $80). She didn't even leave me enough for a taxi.

I thought we had a mutual thing goin'....

i went down to tj solo on the friday after thanksgiving. my buddy told me adelitas was the hot spot, i had never been to tijuana before, so thats where the taxi took me.

i could not believe the...