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MessBoy, sorry I don't go to Pattaya. I'm sure a NYC thug pimp like you likes it though, especially the cheap hos on Beach Road.

In the Massage Parlour section?

Go get her. TOFTT.

Dude wtf is wrong with you? You come off as a total creep.

How has Billboard been?

I thought she went to work at Yang.

Uh oh.

Was it a shoolgirl looking girl?

How are Weds there?

Well I'm too old to be worrying about creepy psychos, is he dangerous? If he is there, should I complain to management? I'm not into peckercheckers or weeniwaggers.

An little mentioned benefit of GoGos. Actual boob observation in many cases. Is it worth the extra $50 to be able to insure that when you whip off the shirt, you immediately grab below to make sure...

Well in my mind too. 40 Drinks isn't a Yank so he can only observe what is written here. Me, I know your type. Your credibility is nil.

SubSmdr indeed. Mess Boy more like it.

I stayed at the hotel dormero last year and really liked it.

Do you mean Inupiat, Yupik, Geenland Inuit.

Or Aleuts?

Wow, Little Small Boy, if your Schpargel of Spooge was as long and turgid as your prose, you would be a force to be reckoned with on Beach Road.

You have anger issues I will say.

Other than destroying the aesthetics of the area, what is she doing? I find her push-up bra to be quite amusing.

The penny should have dropped with the very first post I made on the subject. Clearly, we have a situation here where little small boy has been placed into the 333 category by the Beach Road girls.
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Who's ranting here?

Me: any Legend in my own mind, who seeks merely to remind those of lesser endowment that this board is privileged to have public descriptions of the Giant manhose I have been...

OK Navy Seal LOL. I bet the Ladyboys love it when you gobble the snorkle.

You are the one ranting Little Boy. Me, I'm in SE Asia and living LARGE haha.

I was going to continue having fun with you but you are way to angry over some issue in your life Little Boy.

You really want to gaze upon the godlike pillar of manliness? Different angles? Backgrounds? Green screen so you can photoshop it on your own body and be a hit on Thai Friendly?

Get a sense of the...

Have you ever seen a toothpaste model that wasn't photoshopped?

Why are you obsessed with talking about the size of your own dick? Why would you even think about mine?

Anybody? Is this guy real?

Yep, 1000 b a day plus expenses is the number.

I'm planning a trip to Sharks in June as I transit back from SE Asia to my annual USA trip.

Last year, I stayed at the Hotel Dormero, which was quite nice for the money and convenient.

I got...