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Fireworks set to go off tomorrow on May Day.

Stay tuned, sports fans.

Hit major setbacks yesterday, nothing but nothing but wrong, only to hit another jackpot last night with Katya. I lost track of the Katya's, but this is my first McDonalds dyevushka. I always thought...

The name of the club is. OMFUG

The name of the club is. OMFUG.

Dude, Birkenstocks and Knick's tank tops, are you tripping on mescaline? Do I look like I just floated ashore on an innertube from Mariel? I have, after all, been over here more than 20 times, okay? ...

Brighter than the sun shines stronger, the wind blows in the window, with a scream rushing up to heaven.

That's the message that Luba sent me this morning for Easter Sunday. Met my freebie...

Well, another day, another ruble.

Two dark haired dyevs yesterday supplied by new mamachka want to-be Ileana. Neither will top the list on this trip, as far as beauty, but the first one, Katya,...

Please stop asking, How much does it cost? How much does it cost?

Here's the thing. If you have to ask, forget it. Because what ever the cost is, ITS WORTH IT. For an old dog like me, there's...

That's right, I'm back in my old stomping grounds, on Bakulina street, right down Lenina Prospekt from Ploschad Svoboda. Let's meet up at Charlie's Disco on the corner with my Syrian bartender Cyrus...

Frog Legs Pro-salivate was right on the money!

I'm really in Novy Jerzhy, behind the Howard Stern Rest Stop on the turnpike, banging Johnny Sac's wife in the basement while she's eating a turkey...

Well Veliky Schmeliky, I might as well be in Novaya Zemlaya with the radioactive polar bears.

You know, a city is a city, and a titty is a titty.

Which brings to mind my favorite little ditty,...

Monsieur, with respect, perhaps we don't all live in gay Paris as do you. Ces't la vie, and and'est pas? Forgive my spelling!

I write here today, not for a new war or even argument. Only to...

Zigmmoid colon!

Clearly your city in the south is only one sixth the size of Pitr, but in Pitr, you're not there to meet ALL 4 million citizens, right? And though Pitr's palaces and museums can't...

Again, the best way to unravel these mysteries is to go find out for yourself.

The worst thing you can do is listen to the advice of anyone here.

If you do your homework, you'll likely get your...

You'd be crazy if you didn't try. What's the worst thing that can happen? You're already divorced.

You'd be even crazier to waste one more minute of your time left on earth with any western...

I over-reacted to your post, you know, well, I was drunk.

Here's a grainy olive branch for ya:

The better question might be, other than inappropriately alleging that someone here is fucking his sister, or that you don't like anything else he posted either, what did YOUR post add to the...

I hope you can accept that life is much more interesting, because we don't all look at things the same way.

What to you may be trophies, are to some, a rare opportunity to share some of the beauty...

I searched my files, and I don't think I have any of those.

I usually just tell the dyev that she can keep her hat on.

This ain't the gallery, pallery.

Golly schmolly! Just letting ya know that summer's already here down south, while the northeast & midwest, and the motherland suffer and trudge onward through the...

Fur and boots?

Well, fur burgers, or puss and boots, would've been a little more interesting, but to each his own.

I'm disappointed with the membership, that nobody gave you a little credit...

Probably got absorbed by the Vory v Zakone.

It took a year, but I'm almost starting to think that I knew her, Dogg.

Angel-goddess of fire with attitude?

Hard bargaining medical student?

Cost more than the other two combined?
...

You know, whenever someone in the government does, or wants to do or try something, always look at the reasons that aren't so obvious, and always follow the money.

Like maybe Pooty thinks this...

But with airfare prices rising, some dyevs still need visiting sponsors to pay for tickets!