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At jargonizations. Proper reporting. I wish all posters were as clear and concise as you. Keep them coming. You do good for 10 posts versus some clueless posters who try to get themselves killed. If...

Prostitution is NOT illegal in Kenya. If you don't know what you're doing. Go back to CONUS. Judging by your posts that's better for before you get yourself killed. Escort agencies? Nobody use such a...

If you want Brasilian termas guess what. Go to Brazil. While Prostitution is NOT illegal running a brothel is. In Africa is free enterprise system. You can go to massage parlors or there's a few...

Very apt description. If no cash is forthcoming. To wine and dine. Rookie mistake. Straight cash transaction and bullshit about "I love you baby" works out much cheaper and cost effective. These...

Forget it. No need for overpriced escort services in Subsaharan Africa.

Mwalimu.

Go to Brew Bistro in Westlands. Boss Den was dead. After 11 pm. Eclectic mix of kenyan middle class, hookers, tourists, Indian Business people.

Mwalimu.

Go to Pronto for food. Near the high...

Yes. I agree. Kenya is a strange country. So. Easy solution. Don't bring the stuff. Just buy it in country. Anyway. The last Muzungu will shut off the light in Mtwapa. Now K Permit 250 K KES.
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No. What they do is. All luggage which is in the hold is scanned before it lands on the carousel. They can see apparently if it's new or used mobile phones for example. Suspicious baggage is marked...

Finally after running the COVID gauntlet. I kiss sweet mother earth. Mama Africa. The first Ginger tea with lemon and honey tasted like heaven. Finally touch down in Kenya. There's light and shadow....

Hey. She was educated and had a degree. LOL. Only a tourist can be that dumb.

Mwalimu.

Don't over complicate things here. Just ask. I make it a sports though to guess. I can nail Ethiopians or Somalis quite easy. As one of my 10 commandments is no close relationship it's a non issue....

This is a Paybill number. That means it's used to pay bills with mPesa. You can use World remit only to transfer money to a mobile phone number. NOT a Paybill number. So it is NOT possible to pay...

Get mpesa first in Nairobi. I personally wouldn't stress myself going straight to the train station from the airport. Usually there's free seats. At least first class seems to be never fully booked....

Well. You're husband material. What do you expect. Sperm donor. We all know that you can get all the pussy you ever wanted. However. Strings attached. The African woman makes sure that the husband...

Hiking? Most kenchicks are not used to walk 100 yards. In high Heels? They take a pikipiki wherever they go. Hiking mount Kenya? You made my day. Hahaha. Invite her for chicken dinner. That's all....

No. The airline will NOT let you board. Now eVisa is back online.

Neddy.

They are meaningless in Kenia too. The only serious thing is money.

Mwalimu.

Try Eastlands. If you have the guts that is. Transport. Yeah that's a major issue. I never bother with internet dating. There's enough running around in the streets in dire need of funding.

Try...

In the good old times CBD was bustling. Just read my old posts. Nowadays? All the girls have smart phones. They hunker down at night at home. No need to dress up and look for men like in the old...

There's no need to wine and dine an African girl at an expensive restaurant. Unless she's in the finer things in life. Which usually are refined hoes with a high price tag. A normal African girl...

I just finished reading. Best book hands down for sexploration of Africa. Very saucy without beeing sleazy. Explicit. A MUST READ. This book will save you a lot of time and hassle. What you want to...

Ah. And download and read the book by small buns. There you'll find all the answers you need. Hilarious. Excellent training manual. Then book a flight to Nairobi. It'll change your life for ever....

Yes. You answered most of your questions already. Be polite. Ask for her telephone number. In most cases you'll get it. Then fix a date. Drink a soda. Invite her to your lair for watching TV. Do the...

Ah good. You don't need a night club to score. An old Africa operator scores EVERYWHERE. That's Africa. It's made for the great white hunter. The average drunk sex tourist will always get the expired...

It's just BS. They pocket the money for Uber or Bolt and use Matatu. Very easy to deal with. I give you 3 k for massage whatever you spend on transport is your problem. Finish. Most of the chicas are...