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A hoarhouse is a hoarhouse. The differences between prives, terapias, boates and termas are vague and totally non-scientific.

I seriously don't see a difference between terapias and prives (AKA...

Yeah, one person's meat is another one's poison, as the adage goes. While there're too many "thick" girls at 4 x4 that I don't like, I'd say roughly 50% of the talent on any given visit were...

Well, you can still talk to your buds about these unicorn $10 pussies, but you won't find them in real life. Granted it's been years since I last ventured into those paradisiacal urine-stench alleys...

Beautiful parks, museums, street art, old churches, world class restaurants, I mean, you can't compare it to Rio, but SP can totally stand on it's own, at least for a few days or a week.

There is no lmao when dicks go soft. It's a tragedy and a travesty, and it's depressing indeed.

Thanks for reporting about the new terma! It's been a while.

Around 10 PM or so, yes it is. If you find yourself riding in a cab or Uber after dark, insist they drop you right in front of wherever you're going. I'm pretty sure 5-10 reais will quickly quash...

THIS!

OT: Has it happened to you when you've said everything there is to say already, but the forum wants 5 more characters?

That was a very entertaining piece. As to being rambling and incoherent, that's probably by design, LOL.

Dude!

That's one bad-ass manifesto.

Your ganja is really something, isn't it?

You? Nah, no way, LOL.

I carry two phones. One is my old, but fully functional smartphone that I don't mind losing. For this reason I prefer carrying it outside in Brazil. That's the phone I install a physical card in.
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Alright then.

I'll take one for all Zohans out there by asking how much time this approach would save me. Specifically, there are two home bases I love to stay at when in Rio: Hyatt in Barra and...

I remember researching Resolute, and it charges a fee after reaching some very low allowance. Maybe they've improved, I don't know. CapOne does charge it too, doesn't it?

I agree this shit is ridiculously bad, but they lied to you, and you don't actually need CPF. At Shopping Rio Sul or another mall, go to TIM store with your passport and they will set you up on the...

Most girls don't speak any English at all. Those who do -- well you might want to stay away from them anyway. Aside from some exceptions that only prove the rule.

This is not limited to Brazil....

All termas are close on Sun. Mon and Tues are fine.

Where did you do the search?

I actually happened to like Marius (before the allergy for shellfish hit me with a hummer), although I'm a bit confused about the pricing. Are you sure 250 was for seafood buffet and not regular...

Never been, but will try next time I'm in town.

In the meantime, here is a short guide for our brothers who haven't yet tried the 8th Wonder of the World, which is an all-you-can-eat Brazilian...

I recommended booking a room for convenience ONLY for those days when you're exploring Centro prives and termas. I don't -- god forbid -- recommend booking every day for the duration of your travel....

Where have you been and what do you like? A one-month stay gives you a lot of options.

1. Near Rio: Buzios, Ilha Grande for beaches, Petropolis and Parati for the colonial history.

2. SP.

3....

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I've been to Rio in all seasons, and the best to me is when I start seeing cariocas wearing jackets. To me it's great. I'll gladly take August through...

Upscale eateries: Try Marius in Leme for seafood rodizio, the Churrascaria Palace next to the Palace hotel for meats with an excellent buffet, and have a meal at Confeteria Colombo in Centro for...

Excellent report. Just want to note that this: "I mainly visited clinicas and one club in Campinas. " refers to Sao Paulo, not Rio. Also "clinicas" in Rio are called prives. But that's just a little...

Eden Spa on Nossa Senhora. There are also a few other prives in the building.

As long as it's a GF hotel or Airbnb, why would anyone care? If you're so concerned, you can find a building without a doorman (if Airbnb description doesn't state 'doorman', they probably don't have...