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I recently did a 23 andme DNA test on a longtime GF. Lightbrown skinned, and from Goias, she'd always self-identified as negra. Result was 40% Portuguese, less than 10% indigenous, remaining %...

They needed to know your date had a teenage brother who was looking for grannies like them. As soon as these types realize that in Brazil they can get serviced the same way you're getting serviced,...

Disposible -- tear off -- underwear: his, or her, or unisex models, customized, of course, for whatever you're bumping into.

No room. You're a one man fan club.

The one in the middle is VagBund?

Fits the 40 W, 30 L profile.

Achieved a 40-inch waist to complement your 30-inch inseam without a diet of fatty, cancer-causing junk food? What a feat.

The odds might increased if they were Siamese twins.

40 waist, 30 length?

No need to look for numbers.

Just ask for the size, 'as wide as you are tall. '.

It's been like this for a while now. Welcome to the new normal. As a 1 k with United, I've been buying one-ways only, and using Plus Points. Just keep changeing dates until you get the upgrade. Or...

Familiarize yourself with the products in Mundo Verde. After a little trial and error, you'll get the perfect mix for your needs. There's a shop in Centro with fresh ingredients if you want to do it...

Rent.

Unless: this is your endgame -- or -- you can walk (or run) away from it without a second thought.

That is the reality.

And with renting, you can get something nice and big, not with...

Products at Mundo Verde may help. There's various powders and potions. There's also places in Centro where authentic natural products -- catuaba, maca, and others -- can be confected fresh. Once you...

For years or until the novelty wears off or the exchange rate turns bad or the dollar crashes. In the meantime, as the Brazilians say: Live your life.

Interesting? It's shameless.

Retired at the Transamerica! That's shooting high. Awesome.

How does an ex-lieutenant commander / attorney find the time for a job?

Several hours from RJ up the mountain road to Novo Friburgo can be found 'white people. ' And don't forget your Corinthians...

For those who didn't receive this email, and are eager to help this for-profit enterprise fill its begging bowl:

"Dear clients and friends.

For the last 21 months, the Coronavirus has...

Of course, they do. It's right under the sign that says 'No employees at this establishment will accept tips.'

Of course, they do. It's right under the sign that says 'No employees at this establishment will accept tips'.

Of course, they are. And tested daily. Their concern foremost is the health and happiness of their customers, especially foreigners who they will likely see once and once only.

After you've been around awhile and outgrown these starter beaches and tourist scrumming, if it's not too much for you, venture past Paraty almost to the Sao Paulo border where you'll find our...

On Sunday enjoy the beach, have a stroll, and do some people watching. Centro is deader than dead on Sundays.

I'd advise anyone to avoid transiting Panama City. This may be out of date by now, but on a flight last month they were scrutinizing every passenger on the flight from Colombia and pulling people...

The favelas are being run the way all of Brazil used to be run back in the days of the Military Government.

Some worthwhile guidance: if you can't get it up in a condom, find another girl. It clearly can't be your fault.