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Uh, can someone confirm this? I can't speak for Aiffe because I've only fucked there once when there were tooooooo many gringos in NL. Similarly, I've gotten a CBJ at NL (and a short but poignant...

No fucking joke, I was looking at the same shit bewildered. Between this guy, Thedman, and Mr. "if you have enough confidence prostitutes will take your money for sex", I'm realizing that the...

LOL, we all know where to go based off reading the forum, which I highly suggest. Literally every generic high-level question you asked could be answered in 10 minutes of skimming this page, so I'd...

Wow, didn't even bother reading this very page huh? I don't expect everyone who posts to have gone back ten pages, but ten posts would be nice. Everything you asked for, and possibly the...

+1 to this sentiment -- I was down there at the end of last year (and will probably be there the first weekend of this December) and it's almost distressingly easy to find something you like at any...

Maybe it's just bad luck, but I've yet to go to La Isla on a night where the girls impressed me more than the view. After 11:30 p or so Fase Dos is smoking from all the hot pieces of ass trotting...

How good is your Spanish? Tinder is doable but can be time-consuming if you don't spend a couple days beforehand with your location set to MDE, generating that first crop of girls that'll be able to...

I may have already gone on-record saying this, but Centro isn't especially moreso dangerous than being in the Downtown area of any other major urban center at night. If you don't hear my voice I...

Glad to help man; if you click with a particular UberEnglish driver (especially if they're picking you up from somewhere obvious like Fase Dos or Ejecutiva / Maracaibo and thus know what your MO is),...

Way to complain about someone adding nothing to the board while simultaneously adding nothing to the board.

A few visits ago in November, I went through a great deal of those numbers to find they...

LOL, you just described backpackers, so feel free to call them that so people have a more universal understanding of what you're talking about. Backpackers are going to show up in any culturally...

No private chef recs (I enjoy a nice hotel, but I'm still not in my room enough to merit a private chef), but plenty of places deliver in MDE -- if you don't know the website for what you want off...

I'm sure that'll really motivate people to help you out. You definitely won't come off as a tool either. Nope.

You should be fine airport-side; don't let anyone shake you down for more than 60 k COP for the ride (before any type of tipping you may want to do), and it's not impossible to get an Uber at that...

To start, while you could probably do Medellin for two weeks and not get bored, I'd suggest using the cheap interstate airfare prices to possibly hit another spot like Cali or (for less...

Is that weird passive-aggressive shit you're leaking from your cooch in reference to my inquiring as to whether or not Colombia Jake was legit before my first visit? Well, the important thing is that...

FOH with all this "ooooh but what about that crackhead's feelings shit", LOL! I swear, you two gentlemen of outstanding moral fiber should save that BS for the UNESCO forum, not a site dedicated to...

Went for my first time at the end of Nov; traveled with and without my wingman to a casa or two and never had a problem (the exception being Aiffe, where I'm still positive I was standing at the door...

First off, let me say thanks; reading the posts of yours and others helped me get a read on CO.

Now that I got that out the way, it's worth establishing that you don't know me from Adam. I just...

Whoa, whoa, whoa; put the six-shooters away, amigo. My apologies if you are in fact not Jonesie, but you've got to think about how your first post looks to a stranger, especially without any of the...

I feel that, given how poor an idea making a 1-post sock puppet is, it's more likely someone from his Colombia site came to whiteknight for him without realizing the implications of having someone's...

I hopped on today to read through the MDE forum and decide whether or not I (of low Spanish fluency) and my buddy (of no Spanish fluency) should avail of a guide's services while in Medellin / feel...

Thanks; would you be able to suggest some places were I to ask the same question there?

I'm looking for a place close to either of the two nightlife hotspots; my main wants are a balcony with a nice view and chica-friendliness. I'd prefer a spacious 2 bedroom or two 1-bedrooms next to...

Never have I landed at a mongering destination and thought, "Damn I can't wait to bend one of these girls over and stuff them full of my compassion.

And regarding the drum, that $83 could've...