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Seems you got too cocky and forgot where you were.

I had almost a similar incident where three guys were trying to corner me.

I was walking at night maybe 11 pm down copa beach streets and one...

LOL.

Did you expect to get blown by a super model the second your foot touched rio soil?

You still have to look presentable, have some game and have the money for her to ignore all that.
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Tipping is for the birds as my good friend mr. Pink would say.

If you want to "tip" the girl then call her over another night or have her stay overnight and pay her a little something something...

You've been in Brazil for 1300 days which is 3. 5 years.

You should be way above "after a fashion" level of porto.

If you were in Brazil for 3 months I would understand that level but 3. 5...

1300 days and still have a language barrier? I've been to Brazil 6 times and only for 2 weeks at a time on average and I can speak with the local Brazilians pretty well. I use duolingo and pimselur...

Yes it's 10 K USD or the equivalent but I wouldn't roll them up in bundles and make it look weird. Or just wait over there and convert it or get it from an ATM.

Just because it isn't illegal...

I would accept "pouco banana" as well.

No we have to fuck them on the beaches. Bring a towel!

Interesting.

Never heard of this.

Makes sense but I'm assuming this only applies in the Copa / Ipa beaches and not the Barra beaches.

Saw some real 10's last time near classico beach club.
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This is exactly the type of thing I think when I see headlines that a tourist was killed in rio that wasn't in a favela or something like that. They literally were told it was drugs and they just...

Definitely not a good move but in casarao it's not surprising.

The local guys think they can score without any cash sometimes and so they push their luck alot.

Casarao is a quick smash and grab...

I've heard they use more OKcupid than tinder.

Seeking is also pretty terrible from my experience over there as well.

There are some girls but they usually live far from copa and are flakey.
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There are some good airbnbs up in santa teresa with spectacular views although my only concern would be if Ubers would go there or have a hard time getting one to come. I know there are some good...

Just to throw a counter point for fun sake's.

I do think it's beneficial for me personally to have some barriers between me and the broads aboard.

It would be like having your room, toilet and...

Just a term insecure USA girls use to insult guys who like to travel and get some action along the way. Girls can get dick within a 5 mile radius, while guys have to travel 2000 miles for some good...

Because MIA attracts High Bank account numbers and Low IQ numbers.

The city itself named their stadium after FTX! Doesn't take a genius to know that was a dumb idea.

They should just take...

Not worth the price of admission.

I don't shit where I sleep.

Florida police and sheriff don't play and have monthly raids and stings all over the state.

They post it on their facebook page...

If you were to look at the last hours of their life you'd probably see so many errors in their decision making you'd be surprised they made it this far in life.

I went to Lapa with a pale british...

Some online bus sites won't accept foreign credit / debit cards as well.

Only brazilian cards.

So always good to double check.

If all else fails definitely just go to the bus station and buy...

I did the bus ride from SP to RJ last year and it was great.

I left around 6 am and got to RJ around 1 pm. There was a stop half way at a buffet place where you pay by the weight.

Only thing...

And back to our feature presentation.

So after my trip to SP I ventured across the land to the land of the cariocas.

TRAVEL.

You can easily get a 1 HR plane ride from SP to Rio as they have...

I would compare SP's Casarao to Rio's Dolce Vita.

Both are made up of FL.

Both entry is 50 BRL.

Both don't get packed til after midnight.

Both have a low take out fee of 100 brl more or...

From my experience I saw in rio Brazil is very chill especially on the beaches of ipanema and copacabana.

Girls are very keen on partying and having a good time.

Very friendly and if you got a...

I strictly made the comparisons in terms of commute and various transportation into the main city.

Sorry for the confusion.

I totally understand where you are coming from and can see your point of view for sure and it's a very valid one!

I guess since the OP was asking for something better at the $1000 range with good...