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That sir is a phrase that pays.

Love your work.

The Isaan squawk still reminds me of a murder of crows, once the volume goes up a few notches it's possibly the most abrasive sound I've heard a human being make.

And squawk they do when it comes...

I must admit I pronounced Thermae as "Thermae" for several years. I think it had to do with coffee shop and thermos coming together in my caffeine craving cranium.

Not that I have ever had a cup...

Thais are the biggest culprits for this.

I see it often written on blackboards promoting daily specials and drink prices in tourist areas.

Not sure how bath crept into the lingua.

Annoys me...

Damn complicated mission this checking for fake, constructed, LB pussies in Billboard.

You may need a miners lamp.

There are a lot of plastic surgery recipients there, I never knew they were post-op.

Did you have the unfortunate experience of discovering this?

Drop your luggage at the hotel, hit the gym for an hour or so, shower, get a massage, chow down on a buffet lunch then check in.

I was filmed chatting to a girl on Soi 4.

My cousin saw it on you tube and informed me.

I wanted anal and the girl declined.

My cousin asked "Did you ask for Anal on you tube?

I was...

Ha ha ha. Just noticed the opening date.

Avenue Plaza as in Nana Plaza style set up?

Where will they get decent looking girls from to work at these places?

Pattaya is already overflowing with a lot of gogo bars that are lucky to have...

Whoa. Baby got back.

That's a fine looking bootay.

Great work.

How dare she give you the stare of shite as you enjoy yourself in your domain.

These hash me too types must be shown the truth if they enter our playgrounds.

They have no right...

Barbar Fetish Club would be a good start if you are into the brown and yellow. I paid a visit there about three years ago and witnessed some of what you are seeking. It's not my thing, however more...

It bills itself as The Best Massage club of Bangkok.

Thanks for your wonderful insightful, helpful, hilarious reply Bigstud. Your material for late night talk shows and breakfast radio must certainly be earning you a healthy income.

I can't get enough of hardcore PSE when in the mood.

Those gaping assholes, rimming and strap on toys make for a good session by the Eden ladies.

I had one session where I was hammering the ass...

It really is convenient. Depending on your luggage size it's a great, clean and cheap way for me to get to Sukhumvit from Suvarnabhumi. I did attempt it once with with two suitcases and a backpack...

In my sessions at Eden I have taken the A+ girl first and then get her to choose the other. I have good experiences each time.

My last vist was about 4 years ago. Sure the ladies were not Go-Go...

At least 70 years old.

One Monger was maybe into his 80's and was wheelchair bound (in a wheelchair and crusing the sois of Pattaya, what a logistical nightmare) getting pushed around by a girl.
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Wouldn't some form of ED medication I. E. Viagra etc. Do the trick?

Some of the old Gezzers I have chatted with told me they consume and they can go at it for a few hours.

Has anyone had an excellent massage in Bangkok recently?

I'm looking for a strong one. Not just these lame ones with some oil that gets rubbed in.

I also enjoy a solid foot massage and a...

I simply have run out of fucks to give when it comes to agreeing on some ass only to cop this type of excuse.

If ones butt hole is sore from being flogged then take the day off, and if all cocks...

This too big big routine appears to be becoming more prevalent with these providers in Bangkok.

It's total BS. As you duly noted these women are seasoned professionals and have taken yards of cock.

Yes.

I'm really not sure how this crept into Thai culture. As with most of the Thai fads / trends it possibly came from Korea?

Maybe a Kpop star wore braces and the trend started from there.
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I still them with the poontang though.

Money is still King here from what I see. Flip some wedge and you can have whatever you desire.

Mongers from The Subcontinent could attest to this.