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On a weekend night, both Bubbles, on Acacia Ave., and Steakout, on Lumumba Ave on Nakasero, are very busy. Bubbles is the better place to pick up pros, as there are many long, scrawny ladies...

For those of you looking for decent accommodation options, there was just an ad on TV last night for the Katatumba Suites. The places, which are just around the corner from Kampala Casino, were...

March in Kampala is usually at the beginning of a rainy season. We have had a lot of rain during January, however, which is unusual, so it is unseasonally cool and pleasant right now. I suspect it...

I had no problems, although I arrived separately from my companion. Given that I had a double room, however, I don't see that there would be any problem in any case.

The hotel is not very fancy,...

On a recent visit to Amsterdam I had a nice experience in the Oudekerksplein area with a mature Cuban woman named Gloria. She is an elegant dark-skinned lady with a nice rack and is eager to please a...

On a recent rendezvous with a friend of mine I discovered a clean and convenient option for guest houses near the center of town. The place is called the Hotel City Square. It's just opposite the...

There is a new nightclub in town, called Sway, across from the Post Office. Has anyone visited the place?

There are also two places that look like good spots, one is the Tavern (formerly Victoria...

In my search for seedy massage parlors I found myself walking up the steps to a massage attached parlor attached to a Chinese restaurant on Jinja Road across the street from the DFCU Bank. The place...

On Ghana versus Uganda, I can't speak for Ghana, but Kampala is a decent place to live. It's a small but relatively friendly city. The sex industry is less developed in Uganda, but there are many...

There is an article on sex in massage parlors in Kampala in one of this week's Sunday papers. Not a lot of information but interesting, and it points to a Asian MP previously reviewed by me on this...

Depending on where you want to stay, the renovated Sheraton is a good option; otherwise, unless you want to go to the very expensive places, the best places are the newer ones a bit outside the city...

Another minister has recently come up to deny the gazetting of certain areas. Although it seems unlikely to proceed as government plans, certainly the streets of the center are swarming with...

In the interests of adding to Thunder Road's very excellent and comprehensive reports here, I can make a few additions to this section. For whatever reason, Kampala seems to lack the massage parlor...

There is also a Mandarin Spa in the new Quality Supermarket mall in Ntinda. Massages cost 20,000. No extras were forthcoming when I was there but everyone was very friendly, so it may depend on the...

The Samalian Hotel offers big rooms for 38,000 Ushs near the center of town. It's not great but the sheets and the bathrooms were clean, and there was hot water in the showers. It's located right...

There is a new nightclub in Ntinda, Club Pa Lui, which might be a good venue for picking up non-pros. They have a "campus girls" night on Wednesdays. The place has good parking and is similar in...

Thanks for the info. Unfortunately that was my conclusion too, I was just hoping that someone had unearthed a gem on Nakasero that was a bit less costly but still decent. There used to be some decent...

The other day had a good massage with full sex at TLC Club. The cost was 20,000 for a 1.5 hour (good) massage plus I gave a tip of 40,000, which was probably too much given her expression. The...

Although English is widely spoken in Uganda, here are a few Luganda words or phrases that might be handy:

Jeebaleko nnyabo/ssebo--How are you madam/sir? Response is Kale--Fine
Njagala kuziina--I...

Hi African Lover,

I'm glad that you had fun in Kampala. I can't imagine that a tourist could have anything but fun here. The challenge for those of us that live here is that it's such a small...

I decided to take a little time to check out the Rock Garden/Speke scene last Friday night. At about 9:00 there were about thirty girls in the bar area, most of them too scrawny for my tastes. I...

As a city with some of the most beautiful girls on the planet, IMHO, Kampala has a range of places where the young and trendy go to hang out, and lots of opportunities to meet beautiful young...

For those interested in daytime action, and relaxing a bit after the stress of Kampala's bumpy roads and frustrating customer service, there are a ton of massage parlors in Kampala. Most of them...

I know this may not exactly be the mongering hotspot of the world, but does anyone have any information on Plettenberg Bay, preferably houses / clubs / massage parlors?

Based on a visit in 2006, I can highly recommend Siri's massages in Bas en Lommer. Although full sex is not available here, despite what it says on another site, Siri's is a treat for full...