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Dearest Mel,

You certainly are a mellow fellow! No hard feelings, ok? I really admire you, so don't get the wrong idea.

If I wanted to call you a liar, I would have written, "Trix is a bloody...

As usual, its the Bez that has to enforce the truth here.

1. How exactly is, "spread your legs right now or get out and no money", not sex on command, which if its not good, then bother anyway?
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Lugansk may be the Scam capital of Ukraine, but Kiev is still the scam capital of the Universe.

Sorry but of course, you can't get away with this kind of nonsense. You can try to dump it in with a bunch of other stuff to try to dilute it, so no one will notice, but that doesn't fly either.
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Why isn't anybody mentioning that Mamba has become 90% fake profiles??

Am I the only one that can determine something so completely obvious?

Yes, a few years ago, it was no big deal to find...

You should probably stick with the older women, +35 Yrs and +60 Yrs. You'll get them lining up to grill your sausage.

Better pass on this:

Heck old boy. I want to say your experience, while not questionable, leaves this reader with just too many YMMV-isms to stand unchallenged, and the variations in mileage can be quite wide.
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If you'll buy it, they'll sell it to you.

You better watch out when they tell you that you need special papers to crap in their toilet.

Nothing's easier than claiming to be wildly successful at mongering, when you also conveniently insist that you could never bother with something so boring as a camera, because photography of girls...

It should never be all clear, if it appears so, you are missing the point. Keeping things foggy means that you leave life open for interesting surprises.

To each, his own. As they say.

$1000...

Not much, but not much in their interest has changed either since the 1991 breakup of the Soviet Union.

Their interest is in crime syndicates, black market activities, loose nukes, nuclear...

In Kiev, there are still several ads for escort services in english language What's On. But those ads are only in english papers. In other Ukraine cities newspapers, there are no 'obvious' ads for...

Try $50 at River Palace, where the 'average' monger goes.

Try $50 with some University student from mamba.

Try $50 for escort service in Odessa.

Not since about 2001.

Or maybe you fuck...

Its bad enough that you know you are disappointing all your brothers. ;)

Anyway, at some point, when you figure out that all of us here are your family, the brothers you tell all your stories to,...

Hate the beach?

That was my hood, and when I ran la playa, I had more game than I knew what to do with. And I didn't have a camera either.

I also didn't brag about it.

Well, no you're not...

Here's what the BS posters will say. "Oh, you didn't spend enough time there" Or, "your game's not good enough that you didn't try approaching enough hot girls in cafe's, or your medium level russian...

Because if you don't know, then what exactly have you been doing? Fucking old bags +30 yrs?

Ok, well that's cool. (echhh!)

Some will tell you its simply a matter of taste. Of course, taste can...

Sheisse!!!

How can you leave out herpes bare back blood sausage deep throat choking to unconsciousness with elephant sperm gargle swallow and plague rat diarrhea bukakke on rye with salmonella egg...

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Anyone see an underlying theme here?

There's another philosophy, on the other side of the rainbow.

Easy come easy go?

exploder!

most of your brothers never used to bring a camera either, its quite common. i certainly never thought to, my first four monger-thons in ukrainskaya fur-burger paradise.

i was so busy...

Good things take time to grow.

Good girls take time to blow.

(Unless you give her a Quaalude.)

If Bez is gonna throw down 12,000 rubles, Bez is gonna god damn get some, there just ain't no...

You're a monster, not a monger.

Please don't over-react to this by wringing my neck. I deliberately emphasized that I hope I would be proven wrong about the website's oddly curious practice that +6000 hotties are NOT free and the...

That doesn't make sense because mamba and flirt are the same site.

I think I know what you mean about flirt/mamba now. In 2007, 2008, and earlier this year, I not only met, but scored with several Ukrainian and Russian flirt/mamba girls. All the ones that allowed...