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So the other day I was meditating on the mysteries of the universe thinking about the future, and all the baby mamas that I will leave behind when I die after profaning as many vaginas as humanly...

So the other day it was out there chilling and shit it was a Saturday, after all, wanted to enjoy some time with my future inheritor of the powers of pimping and dirty making when I get a call from...

Took a little detour to Cuenca with some members of the https://partyecuador.com/ we took some discreet pictures of the famous the only big brothel in Cuenca known as the legendary "Oasis" founded by...

This in and of itself is unusual women from Cuenca rarely are sex workers much less this good-looking you can find her at Oasis the biggest chongo in the city of Cuenca obviously the only one worth...

Since this is more about tourism as well as finding women there is an exciting project that has nothing to do with hoes unless you consider that outside of this particular area there is a massive...

The "hill" that is described is called "tanques" why you may ask well tanques means tanks this hill is where the city reservoir was located big old tanks now that there is functioning water system...

Fleeing all the chaos of Guayaquil I decided to go with an acquaintance of mine who has a property in Caluma and kindly invited me to go there it was amazing I went to a cascade there, during the...

They would definitely be welcomed by the establishments, and the local patrons it depends on their mood I have noticed that mountain people have slight xenophobia it's more pronounced in Quito but...

The problem with the mindset of a lot of people is that they believe things operate the way the rest of the west works it does not, the west only compromises 15% of the total population then you got...

Well if you are not looking for harden pros this is the wrong spot it is not Colombia third largest city in Ecuador but it's by no means a bustling metropolis with plenty of ex-pats but that is good...

This woman is actually Ecuadorian it seems all the high-class talent is going to Cuenca to partake in the ex-pats over there her name is Sofia. 60 an hour.

She normally works out of Oasis and Trebol for those Cuenca players those are about the only two clubs in the Cuenca area. I don't have to tell you but Oasis is $14 Ficha.

There was a shot out in a girl house in Esmeraldas and the state has reacted because of the violence and earthquakes with declaring a state of emergency be careful players.
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The answer is simple, there are no options none no clubs no chongos, no strip clubs just a bunch of hippie drug addicts most of them from western countries or the US and Argentina, and with girl...

Two factors that must go into your analysis, first the effect of COVID on the business including the worlds oldest profession second, yeah most foreigners do not like to go to establishments of the...

This is the beach of Samborondon is small as hell and artificial, at least it has something to offer to the locals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XSGtDJzKtU

This is more a touristy post, this is what it feels like my daily commute from Samborondon to Guayaquil it takes about 1.30 of travel by bus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk5S_6S4H6s&t=142s
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And here I thought Galapagos was expensive.

That town is dead dead dead unless you find a chongo.

It has come to my attention that there is a new upscale establishments called Pole Dancer and is on the hill leading up to Los Tanques. There is a guard at a big rollaway driveway entrance the...

There is been another murder in the Red light district of Cuenca, this may lead the city to shut down the infamous ¨tanques¨ but if these murders continue the cops may shut down the area. It's a...

Continuing in Cuenca because of business allows me the opportunity to explore Cuenca's mongering places which are a little non-existent even though it's the third largest city in Ecuador. I finally...

I do not know WTF is going on in Cuenca but I went on the stroll on a Friday night we went to the famous "Oasis" it runs along Av. of Americas, the it turns on a hill there are about 10 "chongos" in...

So I go to Cuenca on buisness on a sunday of all things, went with one of my roll dogs from the US we check into a hostal that costs about $8 a night with a hot shower and go cruising about 10 pm we...

There is an awesome chongo in Santa Elena which is now a new province the name is "Via Lactea" is has nothing but Colombian women and it costs $12 but the women are amazing and it's conveniantely...