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Hahahah! The most obvious after all those other cool qualities is we both get a heck of a lot of Sex! 10% of the guys get 90% of the Sex! Over time I found several unique places that no gringos know...

No and since when do you have to be on the Harvard debate team to talk smack about banging chicks and blowing loads!

I happen to like Trump, and I'm not bringing politics in to anything, just...

No, we offer more options and tours for the newbies here at ColombiaJakes!

Most definitely they use surrogates to tout their business no different than Donald Trump!

They don't do it directly...

Yeah, that's a good one the truth is I've been giving tours here for almost 7 years, and several maps have been around just as long! To someone who is new to town to deal with looking around for...

I agree and that's what happened to Noah Goldberg who some of you may remember as well. Buy your stuff at the super cheap retail places one of which we take you by on our day tour. Owing money will...

No question the free Gym one block from Parque lleras isn't on the same level as Bodytech but for guys here for a short time or full timers like me its got enough equipment to get a good workout...

I think he's just talking about Centro, which can certainly be fun, but tends to be lonely at night! I still believe its best to stay in Poblado and do your daytime hobby in Centro! The night time is...

Especially considering already another member on the board is only sure it isn't his baby because he got snipped a few months earlier. So this girl goes around fucking several clients with no...

Yeah this the real deal! Known her for 6 years and even had a gringo boyfriend, I introduced them for 2.5 years. She never asked me to do this, and I sort of had to pull the information out of her...

The place New Life has become too popular, and with it so has the attitude of the management! We still stop by on my tours, but the first sign of over crowding or attitude we head in a different...

Sorry to read about your friend. The article mentioned two girls, and my thoughts went right to the girls possible poisoned him, with a drug called Scopolamina which can easily be delivered by...

You nailed it with narcissistic females on the Tinder site! Way to much work, and even if you do get them to meet you generally you won't score, because your the 20th guy today that told her she's...

I noticed the CitiBank ATM's weren't working the day and read they are pulling out of South America. Unfortunate because when all the other don't take your debit card Citi always came through. Bring...

Jake's hammocks have turned into a new high end location with three bedrooms with private baths and a view looking down toward Park Lleras from the balcony Jacuzzi! I'm not ready to throw in the...

I agree which makes it tougher to learn Spanish coming in cold and surrounding yourself with prepagos and taxistas which is what normally what happens. Thanks for all the support and for the guys...

Its also about the price point your able to afford. On my tours we go to the lower priced casas all the way up to the higher priced casas so you get to see the whole package. We leave generally at 11...

5 days is a good amount of time if you have some help getting you to the right places and with the right type of girls! It can fly bye if your just winging it! Between my tours and girlfriends we...

A lot of people do go out of town, but a lot of my girls will be ready to assist in any way possible so no worries!

Thanks,

Colombia Jake

My business is laid out in detail on my Colombia Jake website, and it simply says that if you rent a Girlfriend suite for $75 a night, then I will present you with a Girlfriend that I know and trust,...

Andy, is here from Chicago and would be considered a big guy heavy lets say. Did the parachute tour and though we had to wait for a bigger seat and certain pilot, we got him up and away! Wednesday I...

Agree having been to all those cities you mention, this place stood above all the rest because I was in my mid 40's and was no longer able to pull the mid twenties in the states anymore and I was...

As I mentioned several weeks back two full time guys here got drugged and ripped off by a real smooth operator so you never know. Found out another almost full time guy tried to make a big score...

Lets start with the pricing which is sad that you would work a chick over for 6 hours for 120000 pesos. You may think that's cool, but your taking advantage of the girl which is garbage. Even the...

For some guy like James Dandy who has obviously been here and knows where to find hookers for an hour I'm not for you, but my clients are here for the first or second time and don't know where to go....

The Hot Girlfriend Experience Dates are only for the guys who rent a suite, if you are staying somewhere else rent another suite here between (10 am to 5 pm) and your girlfriend experience date will...