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I am just a normal punter who visits the same massage shop every week for a bit of fun. When I try out a new girl, I post a report here. I have also encouraged others to do the same. The full extent...

Thanks for the response, Blueskybird. Evidently, your intentions with regard to reviewing Apple were different to mine so I think we should just agree to differ.

Thanks for the clarification. In fairness to Sara, we have to get the details right before we rush to judgement. BSB was a first-time poster so it is possible that a disgruntled individual created a...

I thought that your report on May was actually very helpful. As you know, I am slowly working my way through the Mango line-up in order to compile a performance summary of every girl in the shop....

Thanks for girl report, BSB. Very helpful. It's good to see more first-time posters chipping-in on this thread. I hope you have better luck next time. Sara's performance seems to be consistently bad...

At her instigation, I once popped the anal cherry of a random new girl at Candy Massage. I took good care not to inflict any pain but her face expressed the wide-eyed surprise of a girl invited into...

You helpfully answer your own question in paragraph 3. I'm now waiting with baited breath for another first-time poster to recommend your own shop to you.

You buy adverts on almost every other...

I have to agree that, when you are feeling down, some ditzy girl telling you to "smile" is probably the last thing that you need. May is said to be a bit of a Pollyanna. Apparently, she even sings to...

Good to hear that you found our advice helpful. Thanks for reporting back.

It's a shame about Daisy Dream. Every report from that place has been a tale of disappointment. I suspect that they blew...

Excellent report. Just the right level of detail. The best reports often go unacknowledged here, due to the fact that the author has already answered every conceivable question, so don't let yourself...

For me, the boot is most definitely on the other foot. Obviously, I want my favourite girl to like me because it almost guarantees a good performance which remains consistent over time. Turning on...

Thanks for the info. I agree that Vanda is prettier in person. The photos don't do her justice. All being well, I'll take her for a spin next week and report back. I've also got Bo and Jenny on my...

Which Patpong bars would you recommend for an hour's chat with a pretty bikini girl for 2 drinks? Sometimes, I find myself in the mood for doing exactly that. You are quite correct to say that a...

It's funny you should say that. Janet isn't ugly. Here's the full story:

Wise words, Mr F, but there's also another side to this coin. As George Michael once said in his hit single "Young guns (Go for it)" in 1983, "wise guys realize there's danger in emotional ties". He...

Ae was a feisty one who liked to scratch and bite. I avoided her for that reason. Her customers probably had to tell their wives that they'd been in a car wreck.

I think I read it here that Ae...

Thanks for the info on Momo and Vanda. I can now put Vanda on my to-do list. She looks pretty in the line-up but I had skipped over her based on a hunch that she might be a bit of a princess. That...

My bad. I neglected to include an important detail so I added a further comment to clarify what I actually meant. Unfortunately, however, my comments are subject to a 12 hour moderation delay so they...

In Tulip, the culture of bullying targets the pretty girls; not the high performers. I didn't mention that important detail in my previous post. That is why "the awful results are plain for all to...

The cooperative nature of the Thai workplace is a national characteristic but competition does occur; particularly over money and status. Nevertheless, it takes a very tough-minded boss to side with...

When a pretty new massage girl experiences an unexpected arousal and rewards your efforts with a satisfying ride and a rare backdoor pass, she is obviously a keeper. No one shares a secret that...

Off the top of my head, I can name 4 girls. Cream, Kate, Aom and Daa. There were many more but you would have to check the Wayback Machine to see precisely when the A+ marker was added to the...

I totally agree. Cherry was my favourite girl too. When her own shop first opened, I dropped by in the hope that she was still available. What I didn't know is that she was heavily pregnant by this...

Apple is not fat and neither is she skinny. Her figure and skin colour are exactly as portrayed in her photographs. Unlike most massage girls, her belly is flat. Her clothing conceals only her large...

Some guys believe that naming their favourite massage girl only encourages hoards of drooling copycats to swarm the shop and wear her out. Of course, the "drooling copycats" part is absolutely...