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The very appropriately named British pop group "10 CC" (the average volume of sperm after an ejaculation) once had an album called "Bloody Tourist."

I think they were onto something. LOL!

He'll...

LaBambaBoy is a typical tourist, just look at his previous posts. He doesn't care if he helps destroy the whole FKK scene in Germany, he'll just go elsewhere and help destroy it there.

Of course a bad experience can happen everywhere, but in general I've never been treated badly in World, GT or Sharks. For the last couple of years, World has had a very mediocre line up and in GT...

You don't understand, in a fairly decent place these girls get kicked out by an effective management. I'm sure there are plenty of girls who have already had this idea, just like you might have the...

"Military grade runway" you say? Hahaha, "zee Germans" are still struggling to finish building the "new" Berlin airport. LOL! As I've said many times before, the level of domestic engineering Germany...

Thanks for your report and good that people go to these rip-off-up-sell places like Oceans and Oase and are brave enough to write reports here, but I honestly wonder: did you really expect anything...

Did some searching on German news sites and it turns out the strike was, drumroll, yesterday. LOL!

Everybody chill-lax! Money and ATM's won't run out, and if they do then Mario Draghi at the ECB...

Indeed Nick, and as you said, there are also some girls who will try to seize this opportunity to make some money now that the main competition is on holiday. I recon that a 3-4 week drought is a bit...

Playing Devil's Advocate here, but how good is an verbal agreement? Did you have everything black on white before you went to a room?

Let's be realistic, if a girl wants to screw you over the she...

May I say that I think that this is typical scaremongering from a (US?) tourist that doesn't live in Germany, and doesn't speak the language (not able to read newspapers, internet sites or watch the...

Yes, the E100/30 min deal was also in place last year. Long waiting times for rooms, hence the price increase.

Anyway, going to parties is for amateurs, unless you don't go to fuck but instead you...

50%? How did you get that number? I've never seen a police checkpoint near Sharks in the Roehm Strasse that checks for DUI.

This is a typical "damned if you do, damned if you don't" scenario. Unfortunately this fits in well with what I've been warning for for quite some time. The "meta-frame" is that the German government...

I've frequently travelled to Kazachstan for business and IMO she definitely looks very Central Asian. I've seen loads of girls who look like Kylie (previously called herself "Electra") in Almaty and...

Isn't that this Polish chick, with big beautiful natural tits?

Oh well, next time! As you said, there will be another day.

Again, as I said before, perhaps I was just (very!) lucky that they were both in a horny mood and perhaps just wanted to have some fun...

Yes, GT has the worst combination of a very mediocre LU and extremely busy. I don't know why, but the Dutch and Belgian beer drinkers keep on driving to GT, probably because; a) they don't know...

Ah yes, the Moldovan Princess. Had a great PSE 3 sum at the beginning of this year with Patricia and her lesbian sidekick Julie, both from Moldova. They always sit together at the sofa in between the...

2 Greeks? You mean Elektra / Kylie is 'Greek,' just like Angelica is 'Egyptian?' Easy to fool clueless US tourists.

I agree with Nick The G here.

"A pale shade?" Hmmm, strange how we have such different taste, because just like Oase, I have never quite seen the attraction of LR and IMHO it was already a total dump 2-3 years ago with a very...

Unique? No, she's a real professional who doesn't give a fuck where you are from, and the "oh baby, I want your dick in my ass" line is her standard line for upselling. It would have been unique if...

You worry about 60 cents, but you got ripped off E50 for a CIM without it actually being a CIM?

No, of course you should not pay if you did not CIM!

If a girl asks if I want to CIM and if (I'm in the mood for it, then I always tell the girl: "it's difficult for me to CIM, but if you can pull...

Well, I guess a lot of it depends on your libido and optical preferences as well. Some guys cum in one of those 30 minute sessions and then they need many hours to recover or recharge, or they only...

P. S. I owe a big apology to Polyamorist, who already recognised this trend a few years ago!

I completely disagreed with him back then, but I have to admit that he was spot on! In GT it's not the...