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Hey, Fartknocker here barging in from the Brazil forums. Thought I'd stick in my dois centavos.

I think this is one of biggest myths in the 3rd world pay-4-play market -- that girls have to...

okay, here's a rough translation of the article below for the portuguese-challenged. it's been a long time since i've used my portuguese, so all you experts will have to cut me some slack.
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Great posts Catalyst.

As far as non-pros go, I'm not really suprised at the lack of results you had. I personally think that it is easier to meet Brazilian women in bars than it is to meet...

Bill, there has always been an anti-American streak in Brazilian culture that seems to parallel their fascination (sometime obsession) with all things American. It is kind of a love-hate...

I'd wonder about any girl who called me "meu amor" just on general principle. "My Love" is a little strong for casual dating. I've dated several Brazilian girls for months at a time and never been...

LIUCIO!

Listen, fool, nobody is interested in reading seven posts in a row of your bullshit! Do you notice anyone else posting five, six, or seven times a day to the same forum?

And lets...

Well, well, well, gentlemen. I take a couple weeks off from the forum and come back to find . . .

LUCIO!

Jesus Fucking Christ, son, take up a hobby! Go start a bottle cap collection or...

I can't imagine how you would have a problem with altitude in any of the major cities. Most of the larger cities are right on the coast and are at sea level. The big cities that are off the coast...

Are you kidding? Brazil is more militant about cracking down on deadbeat dads than any other country I've ever seen. There was a story in the paper a while back about a Brazilian guy who didn't pay...

Karla's Models is the same company as Scort Show -- just a different location. Girls from both agencies are advertised on both sites. Scort advertises R$100 for 2 hrs with no extra charge for...

So what do you think happens to your girl when she becomes pregnant? That's right, she becomes fat and frigid! ;-) The difference is that with the Depo Provera you won't be sending her a check...

The idea that the pre-ejaculate is sufficient to cause pregnancy is the conventional wisdom and is parrotted far and wide. Most reproductive health agencies and organizations adamantly preach the...

There is a simple solution for preventing pregnancy during unprotected sex:

Aim for the chin!

In all seriousness, the withdraw method works a lot better than folks give it credt for. I was...

Mac is right about not getting into the "biz." A guy I knew -- a Brazilian guy -- decided he was going to run girls in Cabo Frio. He got a couple of Rio girls to come over for the weekend and was...

Gladiator,

Whether the "other" girls want to be "the" girl depends a lot on the garota in question. I had one "other" with whom I spent almost as much time with as the gf. She knew about all the...

I would agree with Mac that not all Brazilian girls fuck around behind their bf's back. I've dated a few that were exceptionally faithful to the point of curtailing their own social lives so as not...

In my last post, I talked about Brazilian girls and their propensity for falling in love almost immediately. Now I'll say a couple of words about how you can use this to your advantage.

First of...

What everyone else is saying about Brasileiras getting attached is absolutely correct. The common misperception about Brazilian girls from sex-crazy gringos is that they are "sluts" who just love...

Definitely some good advice. You may run into a few problems implementing this in Brazil.

First, drinking only from sealed bottles isn't always possible. A lot of the lower-end bars only serve...

Not completely true. Depends on what type of "cold" you are talking about. I just got over a nasty "chest cold" that was cleared up by (doctor prescribed) antibiotics quite nicely. "Cold" is...

there are definitely high speed internet options in the area. when i was in cabo frio (about 30 minutes from buzios), i knew of a couple of small businesses that had high-speed internet. one was a...

Sperto couldn't be more correct. Many Brazilians -- even educated Brazilians when speaking informally -- speak very poor Portuguese. Some do it because they are just being lazy, but others just...

alt.binaries.world-languages is a much better resource for pirating language software. I haven't seen that much Portuguese stuff go through the group, but I did snag a nice Ultralingua computerized...

Your Paulista might have just invited a few friends along for a free night out on the gringo. I've had gf's do this to me often enough to where I stopped getting annoyed. Usually this particular...

You CAN live on US$1,000 per month in Brazil, but that doesn't mean you SHOULD. The "Brazil experience" that everyone loves so much is the experience of being "rich" for once in your life. Living...