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File that report under. The manual of what not to do in Nairobi.

High risk of robbery, arrest, set up arrest, stabbed, shot, beaten.

Each to their own but when you can use tinder etc or just...

In 22 yrs the most I have ever paid is 5 k and that was a one off in Nairobi.

I always give 3 k regardless even if we agree on 2 k.

$150, madness.

Gypsy bar no longer exists. Nairobi clubs depends on the nights, if it is a Friday or Saturday then you can find women. Head to CBD bars though that tends to be earlier evening and Westlands later on.

Strange. In 20 years living and coming and going in and out of JKIA airport a lot I have never had a bad time there and long queues. Fingers crossed it stays like that.

Yes, women can smell, it is...

Book the airbnb for two people. Gate security have a log book to keep a check on who comes and goes. Sometimes a girl will not have her ID on her, then you just give the security a few $, the...

I take it that the Airbnb has an entrance gate with security on it? If so, it is likely they will want to see ID. If no ID a small payment is usually accepted.

Where are these two places. Anymore info?

Thanks.

These are good tips from slowalk.

They all steal, very true. They all expect more and more until you are mean for not giving them what they want.

Lie, lie, lie it really is comical at times....

Well, all those girls have lied to you, how do I know? Simple, all Kenyans constantly tell lies.

They are not stupid as you may think and certainly know your game. It comes down to you trying to...

Good old Sabina Joy.

They used to have girls dancing on poles and parading around almost naked but now it is just another loud bar.

I sometimes watch EPL there if I am passing and there is a...

Central business district gives more eating options and more hunting with more human traffic / road traffic and is noisier than Westlands. Bolt or uber is only 300 ks between the two. Overall not...

All the pics look fake and why would you ever need to use them in Nairobi?

If you want a dinner date $150 LOL ffs. Ask any woman you see in Nairobi and she will come to dinner. The same in that...

There are no health insurance rules to enter Kenya.

So you wait longer at carousel now?

Bummer, as I was going to bring an old 24 inch tv for someone that would fit into my hold bag. It will likely get a white X.

Karibu Nairobi.

Did they search your luggage at Jomo when you arrived?

$200 for a woman in Kenya, fcuking brain dead ridiculous.

I have been in Kenya 20 years. You can get an idea from looks and demeanor but it is not failsafe and as Kenyans always lie. If you know some sentences / dialect from language then you can know for...

There is a daily 8 am departure from Nbo to Msa.

Uber or Bolt is your best option from JKIA to Train. If you want cheaper than the few hundred shillings it will cost then things must be bad, really?

If you get a ticket on the day it is likely...

There are plenty of women in Nai who have regular income from men or sponsors and with a bit if hustle on the side do quite well. They will ask for stupid amounts like 30 k as they hope to hook an...

Girls with a steady income stream will always go for the kill with silly money demands hoping they have hooked an idiot who will pay it. I have never heard $1000 asked for but have had a few at...

Indeed Nairobi has some absolute gems if you put a bit work into it. I prefer trying my luck with waitresses or shop staff etc as I move around rather than apps or clubs.

Was it Brew in Westlands...

As soon as you exit the arrivals hall you must turn right and you will see all the people standing in front of you waiting for people arriving. Behind this crowd you will see a small row of stalls....

As far as I know people bolt now a lot more than uber. There is a safaricom stall outside as you come out the arrivals hall, I think open 24 HR, they will have sim cards I imagine.

An excuse locals make when they offer poor service or something goes wrong. This Is Africa or This Is Kenya.