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Touché. Still don't recommend it.

You want to find a girl here who's got a brain? Look for one WITH A JOB.

Not a cashier, for example. An actual job. Like, A career. Or, at least, a college student who is serious about it. One...

I threw up a little in my mouth.

What the actual hell is going on in America these days? Actually, don't even want to know.

Nonexistent. BYO.

Well shit, now I actually am sad, before it was just a happy story from the mongers perspective.

Where do I sign up?

https://news.visayandailystar.com/4500-cops-dismissed/

That's beautiful. They should put this on their advertising.

Rice is what powers the LBFM. Respect the rice.

I think you're being a bit over-generous here, Westie.

I'm not going to say there are no Filipino foodies, because there are. I have actually met...

One might call it the ultimate irony. Mongers have finally been priced out of the market by men willing to give their hard won earnings to women for not having sex with them at all.

BuT iT's tHeiR...

Been here in the Philippines nine years. Not Angeles, Western Visayas, so YMMV. In that time I have seen condom usage amongst pros go from zero, to the point where in I've had girls nope out of the...

Can you get along there without knowing Portuguese, or not so much?

Try uBlock Origin.

On Tuesday, presidential spokesman Harry Roque Jr. Announced that as of May 15, 37 provinces and 11 cities previously under ECQ or GCQ would be downgraded to low-risk areas, under no quarantine all....

Yup, I was specifically referring to a fairly well-known post on Stickman's forums from a while back.
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Briffault's law, mate.

Women do not engage in reciprocity.

Simple: those are the only two places you are likely to find a decent mirror in this country.

edit: ah, beat me to it Westie.

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My bad. Chin up, ED, there's plenty more where she came from.

Very well said. That pretty much sums it up.

Actually, that particular MILF has a business degree, and the only time she's ever gotten money from me was a loan on which she paid 20% interest. She just didn't get the humor. You seem kinda...

Was trying to explain to a little hotbody single mother the other day why Moro Islamic Liberation Front has such a hilarious acronym, unfortunately the humor sort of went over her head. Oh well.

You pimpin' now Westie? Buy low sell high LOL.

Replace with different girl who does what you want. Not rocket science.

Been there done that. This will not apply to visitors but if you live here, it is perfectly possible to get all three. How? Easy.

As Ron White said, you can't fix stupid. I would argue that you...