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New Mexican law is bad news for the escort companies in Puerto Vallarta: http://pvplaymates.info/

From what I've read in the Mexican news, the law can apply punishment of stiff fines and serious...

Thanks for the report, Alberta Dog. Per the directions given, here is the Google Maps street view of Massage Victoria:...

I'm trying to be a little bit discreet here, but you might recognize a few Internet-advertised Puerto Vallarta escorts amongst the other models published on these two webpages (click on photos for...

You did well for a Monday night. Mondays and Tuesdays are the slowest nights for mongering. Many bar ladies take those two nights off. Even Sunday nights are much better.

I don't know if...

Thanks for another good report, Duke69.

With all my map link postings, you guys are going to think I'm really queer for Google Maps; but, I found the location of the Restaurant Bar "Golden Boy",...

Thanks for the report, Duke69. It sounds like you had fun. It is also good to hear that the Red Zone Tour was a worthwhile investment in time and money. The economical, non-touristy "action spots"...

A few guys here have made positive comments about using the Hotel Dunas as a short-time place to party with the ladies when they don't want to (or aren't allowed to) take them back to their regular...

To Duke69:
It sounds like you're in luck with Exthalmus' generous offer.

To New visitors to Puerto Vallarta:
I have seen the Puerto Vallarta Red Zone Tour advertisements (...

I think your first picture must be correct for Pvtrader's massage parlor discovery, because the location on Calle Honduras matches his description and it is indeed behind a taco stand which has been...

Don't let the cabbies tell you that the Zona is closed, either: it's open 7 days a week. Also, I have seen couples at El & Ellas. The club is classier than the clubs in the Zona, without the high...

Yeah, these days, almost everyone has Internet access and you really have to watch what you post if you fear it could come back around to haunt you. On the forum for another city in Mexico, I wrote...

I don't know specifically about escort prices, but lodging prices go up during the "high season" which runs from November through March. A lot of budget-minded tourists arrive during the last couple...

Guys, listen to the good advice of Vitrea and Section11: Take a taxi when you plan to go out drinking!

The problem is: there are relatively few personal cars out on the Puerto Vallarta streets...

Thanks for the posts, Vitrea. I know just how you felt as the only customer at Candy's Girls, or any other high-end club for that matter. It's a really awkward situation.

Strangely enough, in a...

Wow, it's been more than a year since my last visit to Puerto Vallarta. Time sure flies! One of these days, I need to return. In a couple of more weeks, I'm going on vacation in Costa Rica, so...

Puerto Vallarta men's clubs, courtesy of Google:
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Hysteria:...

Hey Sex Hunter,

Platino is located about half a block down a sidestreet, called Sierra Aconcagua, next to the Bancomer bank (the big bank that is in front of the Sheraton).

Go to Google Maps...

Yes, you could try Las Antorchas which is within short walking distance from the cruiseship terminal. It is kind of a patio bar where the hookers hang out in wait for the cruseship...

Given the choice, I would chose Sunday over either Monday or Tuesday. Monday and Tuesday can be fairly slow with fewer girls and customers.

On any night, don't arrive before 11 P.M. Take a taxi...

Thanks for the report, Exthalmus.

I suspect that your place with the cave-like entrance was the club called "El y Ella". It's a great club: a big step up in elegance from the Zona clubs, yet...

Hi Mexico Larry,
Although I don't specifically know the two ladies you mentioned, I completely agree with all your other comments.

It's time to say goodbye to that Southside PV landmark: Junior's. I happened to pass through the area tonight and noticed the entire building had been demolished. What looks to be a new condo...

Dermdoc's girls are ok, it's that guy who looks like Saturday Night Live's "Mr. Bill" that creeps me out! :-)

In 2007, I was in Nogales during a big rain, so I can imagine how it must be now. I remember thinking that you could almost use a boat to paddle down the street.

I don't know what it is, but some ladies just don't look so great in photos, as they do in person.