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My apologies for taking so long to respond. I missunderstood. I thought you meant she would do the beej downstairs for $10. Literally, downstairs somewhere. I know that this is not possible,...

My experience has been that as long as you ask permission, or get your waiter involved in the fun, to take photos of youself, your girl, or the dude sleeping you should not have a problem. The...

You mean to tell me that this "poor" baseball player gets to collect on his contract and not have to finish his contract out? Yes! Finally, strike one up for the mongers. I can only assume that...

Trust me, that last thing that TJ's finest are trying to do is clean things up or do anything productive for that matter. They were hoping to find something, anything, on you so that they could...

MrLA,

Sorry to hear about your experience.

After you were put in the sleeper hold did your opponent attempt to remove your wrestling mask? That can be so humiliating. Trust me, I know, I've...

Brilliant! I wish I had the balls to say this. For the record I'm a comedian / satirist and my best response to the border guards thus far has been:

Guard: Are you bringing anything back?

Me:...

Tron "God",
You should try and live up to your name and not be so insecure.

Things to keep in mind:

1) Of course they are going to give you a fake name. They do this to everyone, not just you....

Guy,

I really enjoyed hearing about your experience, thanks for sharing. If I am lucky enough to find a wife like yours I may consider marriage!

I have never, ever, had any girl offer a $10 BJ...

Dat's true, da Gangstas (in da mural) at CC do have Tommy Guns, G-Men bewares! Der dames have dem 20s syle hair dos and day is wearin' boas. Dees gangstas like cruisin' round da Nort side of...

etaoin2003,

you assume correctly, the alley cats usually do not perform girl on girl action, mmmmm, goga! i think it has something to do with religion or morality. everytime that i have allowed...

Matiz,

Thank you for sharing your experience. Many fellow Gentlemen of Leisure (***** Mongers / Hobbiest / Dirty Filthy Perverts) feel that just because they behave, don't drink, keep a low...

ChupaDeadNalgas,

Thanks for tip. I stopped by the TJ Morgue a few hours ago. Mario is now only charging $15! Can you believe it? FYI: Gloria is hot, er, cold. Here are her new stats: 20,...

Whoops,

OK, question #1 - Can you get safe bottled water anywhere in the Zone? I'm hoping to find cold Aquafina or something like that imported from the US.

- Agua del Revanche de Moctazuma is...

If drunk drivers are causing half of all the problems, who is causing the other half? On another note: Cali is a police state only because (and this was explained to me by a few member of the...

Paying $5 American for a Taxi Libre is as dumb as letting a taxi take you Lord Blacks. My only experience with LB was sad. First they tried to get us for an $8 (American) cover charge and then when...

FreeFagOle,

You tell us to FOCUS on the subject of girls and then you ask us about the Gov. shutting down massage parlors? Make up your mind. Do you want post about girls, the Gov. or smart ass...

Gekko,

Please don't take this the wrong way. I guess I should start posting my adventures, it's just that somehow, for now, I like adding and trying to clarify posts, etc. IMHO, I feel like...

Fellow *****beeists,

RE: Cascadas.

If you want a good nights (Knights) rest I don't think this is the area for it. Just remember, if you get a hotel, even if it is walking distance, please...

fellow *****beeists,

i have finally moved into my new home and now have consistant internet access. i wish i would have had this three weeks ago. it would have saved me $150.

today i have sat...

Fellow *****monbeeists,

Sorry for the long post. I've been wanting to post for about a year now and have finally been able to. Thanks to Jackson, I am now able to share. Hip, hip, Joooooorge!...