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Sorry to have to spell this out to you but I suspect what Werqweq means is that he's put you on his 'ignore list', which means he only ever reads your posts when you get quoted.

As to what your...

Haha. I think it's fair to say you squeezed every last pun out of Sir Lancelot! (P. S. I tried to email you directly but your inbox is full).

A big thank you to all of the people who left nice...

Today was my final day of my month-long trip Thailand and Philippines. It would prove to be one of the best.

My flight tomorrow leaves Suvanarbhumi Airport at 9. 05 am, so I booked a taxi for the...

Every word of my diary, good or bad, is true. On this trip I've written about having a chest infection, falling victim to a Tinder bait and switch, the soi 7 girl who didn't want to have sex, being...

The plan this afternoon was to have another ThaiFriendly meet. I'd chatted yesterday with a pretty 20 year old with pigtails and we'd agreed for her to come to my hotel at 2 pm. I sent her a...

Line is basically the Thai version of WhatsApp. Just download the App on your phone before you go and quickly set up a profile. All Thai girls have got it. If you meet a girl you like, get her Line.

By saying there are very few pretty girls on soi 6 you are in fact admitting there are some pretty girls.

Glad we see eye to eye, I'm always keen to get your approval.

I had my first ThaiFriendly meet lined up for 2 pm. I sent her the location of my hotel (another useful feature on Line) and received a phone call from reception at 2. 05 pm informing me I had a...

Such a relief to have people like you proof-reading my posts. Once again though you're wrong. She wasn't fat at all, she was slim with fake tits. Great body and great value for 1200.

You're the...

There was a plump Mexican chap sat next to me at breakfast at Sports Lounge chewing a toothpick, who kept making a series of unusual grunts and snorts. Very off-putting. After I'd eaten I went to the...

Firstly, thank you for your nice words. Regarding the negativity, this Pattaya thread is comfortably the worst on ISG. Maybe it's because of the high expat ratio but there are always smart-arses who...

As much as I dislike ElMexicant for his trolling, I read it like that too. However I suspect the moderator removed the photo because it's probably not the cleverest idea posting photos of an underage...

While I prefer to meet girls in the flesh, my chest infection has meant I've had to change my modus operandi towards the back end of the trip, to try and spend less time in smoky bars. I joined...

Breaking news, I have been banned from Tinder. I thought my messages were generally very tame but I think I used the word 'short-time' and have been suspended as a result. I find it amusing that an...

I was on soi 6 and decided to pop in to Omega bar, to see if the girl was there from ElMexicant's 'eternal dilemma' post. Thanks to Venturi's sterling detective work I was able to confirm via a visit...

After breakfast I went to a pharmacy to pick up antibiotics for my chest, which is showing no signs of getting better. I picked up my pile of the neatest ironed laundry I've ever seen from the little...

When I write these diaries I try to give the most honest description I can. I'll talk about the good and the bad, that way it can give any would-be visitor a realistic portrayal of the frustrations...

The weather was clammy and grey as I walked along soi Buakhao for breakfast. Midway through my eggs and bacon it began raining heavily and didn't stop for a few hours. Stranded at Sports Lounge, I...

Buses now depart from outside SM Mall in Angeles and go directly to the airport using Manila's excellent expressway. My bus departed at 9. 30 am and pulled up infront of Terminal 1 at 11.20 am, less...

For my last day in Angeles I decided to spend the afternoon at Scorebirds Pool Party, which happens the third Sunday of every month. It runs from 2 pm-6 pm and costs 500 to enter, which includes a...

I went to both those bars but didn't barfine from either, so I'm sure you're right. I remember all bars used to have the same system with a white or green badge depending on 1700 or 3000. Made life...

I had a lazy afternoon and met Kittykat in Margarita Station at 6. 30 pm. It's located a 15 minute walk away from its old location, which still stands derelict and boarded up. The new venue is a very...

I got chatting with an interesting guy at breakfast, who bought a motorbike in Davao after his relationship broke down with a Filipina and has since rode through Philippines, exploring the country....

No logic at all really. Just the way I feel most comfortable.

I had breakfast at Kokomoz. A pretty decent full English breakfast (minus sausage) costs 390 pesos, although a cup of tea costs extra. I've felt dehydrated over recent days so I also ordered a large...