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Last year I used google translate and downloaded the dictionary. I never used wifi in the bar and thought it worked fine. -- I am not sure if that helps.

I will be there next week (week of 15th)...

I have been reading a bit and see essentially the same theme. Dirty hotels and rampant crime / corruption.

Now thinking of not doing a CR trip.

Thanks all for your reports.

I think if you search for taxi or cab on this site -- you can find a few different rental companies.

Link: www.sxm-cars.com (not sure if permitted) I rent from Unity plus triple A is also well...

I must have bad luck (and partially good luck). I have had the door knock several times. Plus one time (look at some old report) I had the roommate come in and change for a TLN. I didn't stop fucking...

And Or look at the reports of distinction section for links.

Gee I wonder what one that would be, LOL.

I plan to hit the island this July- please keep up the good job.

If anyone visits Orient beach- Please report of the seaweed status. Last time I was...

Check cheaptickets for percentage off on your stay. Often you can get 20% off what you'll typically find online. I got 25% off last year. Book the room for two just in case I have TLN. Free...

That is where I usually stay. It's about a 20-25 minutes drive to the chica bars. I like the French side for quietness. Look at a few of my old posts for place to eat. Plus there is a great place on...

Another mathematical way of looking at it. 10 big mac meals gets you laid at Seamans with money left over for two sundaes. LOL.

And Shark,

'steal' all the images you want. They are there to...

Shark,

Thanks for taking so much time out of your day to write such detailed reports. If I was your teacher I would give you an A+ or a grade of 105 (5 bonus points).

Someday, we should all...

That was her. See attached image. Hair is a bit curly. This was my hat. Toy in the background. Huge double sided dildo not in image. She has a mirror (more on the floor).

Thanks and LOL -- You can see, in the videos, the drainage ditch going from Definace to Casablanca is scary dangerous. (the opposite of a curb) If your not careful you're screwed.

And I too highly...

As everyone knows YMMV. And as Barkey mentions. Your Spanish may get you a better experience.

I wasn't saying I had a terrible time with Brenda. I was mostly trying to say it felt more like a...

My long winded trip report.

Day 1 (first full day).

I did some daytime sampling of the local talent on this trip. The biggest reason was-- so I can actually see what they looked like prior to...

First video is short. It is the drive from El Captian to Hypnotic (I hope that is the official name) formerly known as Seamans. At the end of the video. You'll see where you walk in for daytime...

Below are images as of Nov 2014 (still frames from the video).

1st image of the outside bar at El Captian. (crappy image but better than nothing).

2nd image is of the exterior of LE Petit....

Attached photo of bar's roof with the perimeter wall so you have an idea of it's location. It is set back against the far side.

The white sign is so cheesy.

Lucy did a cleaning afterwards but historically the chicas all did a cleaning prior to getting down to business and would clean my manhood (I assume looking for STDs signs) I think Brenda did a...

To answer the El Capitan bar question. If you have been there you'll know what I'm talking about. The walled in parking had two entrances. The first one is open (close to sucker garden). The second...

A few things.

1) Thanks for the heads up on the long hair dirty blond at Carolina. (Lorena) I plan to ask her if she has a tattoo on her breast and then tell her to walk away.

2) I recall...

Wheels down for me on the 19th. Sounds like I will miss a few of you guys by a few days.

I just got an e-mail from an Orient beach hotel I usually stay at. Quote: "All Orient beach restaurants are now open only restaurants near to Club.

Orient (aka Club O) are very damage".

I...

Thanks for the great report and update.

I plan to hit SXM the third week in Nov. I usually stay in Orient Beach area. Sounds like it will be a quieter this year due to all the damage. I see that a...

Just call a taxi and there will be no safety issues. I think the safety thing is a tad over blown. Just don't walk from bar to bar and you'll be fine.

99% of the drivers would be happy to be your...

If I had known I would of posted my videos and photos of Orient Beach. Very little nudity on the beach after 9 am. Only Club O has the nudity. I am sure you noticed Pinel Island had plenty of...