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Nice copy and paste of a report I wrote in 2013 (report number 91) with just a few details changed. I suppose I should be flattered but it doesn't really work as I wrote that I found 2 places but you...

And how much did you pay? The only previous report I remember about anyone going to Moulin Rouge suggested it was overpriced.

There are other places on Fuerteventura. You really shouldn't just think about these two. Even if you don't have a car you should be able to get to Puerto Del Rosario easily enough by bus. Just look...

Yes, that's the place. There's no need to phone them, you can just turn up.

I imagine you won't be the first person to go there who doesn't speak Spanish. If you've got Google translate on your...

Well, La Sirena is still advertising.

http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres-en-las_palmas/sirena.htm

It would be useful if you pointed out that the price you paid is a promotion for black Friday and that the normal prices are significantly higher (€120 for an hour and €70 for 30 minutes). This is...

If you have a look at my reports from the last few years you will see I have mostly written about places in or near Las Palmas. Not all of them are still there of course but you can use...

For mongering I much prefer Gran Canaria. I never seem to have much luck on Tenerife. Prices are pretty much the same on both islands, usually €50 - €60 for 30 minutes and €100 - €130 for an hour....

There really isn't a great deal available on Fuerteventura but you should be able to have some success using http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/fuerteventura.htm . Also keep an eye on...

Another year, another trip to Tenerife. As last year I will post this in the Canary Islands thread as well as the Tenerife one as the latter doesn't seem to have become any busier that it was a year...

http://www.geishasgarden.es/es/

Geishas Garden, Calle Pio XII, No. 11.

Despite the name this isn't an asian place but yet another casa with mostly latinas plus occasional East Europeans. The...

SirMarjalot asked about seedy bars so I have kept my eyes peeled. I have found a few, all very close to each other.

Tu why Yo. Calle Sagasta No. 14.

Club Gala Sensations. Calle Alfredo L Jones...

Minosas. Calle Montevideo No. 3.

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/1-Las_Palmas/5187-Mimosas_Vip.html

I wasn't terribly impressed with the line up in Dollhouse this evening so I decided to...

30 minutes is usually €60 with an hour being €100 to €130 but €120 is by far the most common price. I'm not aware of prices being put up for tourists. In the unlikely event that they do try that just...

Dollhouse open from 10 am not 10 pm! Or so they claim anyway (8 pm on Saturdays and closed on Sundays). If you do go that early you will probably find a fairly limited availability, they are usually...

SirMarjalot,

Have a look at my reports over the last couple of years, the information in them is mostly still correct. For up to date lists of knocking shops try http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/...

As far as I know their web presence is restricted to this http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/2-Detalle_club/4906-Barbie.html which doesn't really tell you anything that you didn't know from the...

I just spent a few days on Lanzarote so here is a short report.

There wasn't much action last time I was on Lanzarote which was a couple of years ago and I'm sorry to report there seems to be even...

It really just depends on which girl you pick. The best place I've been to recently was Las Rosas but the line-up could well have changed by the time of your visit so who knows how good it will be...

Las Rosas, Calle Tomas Miller No. 9, Las Palmas.

http://www.lasrosasescorts.com/

I first went to this establishment when it had just opened on Calle Dr Miguel Rosas back in the spring. I had a...

Maspalomas and Playa del Ingles are right next to each other. Las Palmas is at the other end of the island.

I would suggest you either look at the websites I have previously recommended or buy a...

I have just spent some time on Tenerife so here is an update. I will post this in the Canary Islands thread as well as the Tenerife one as the latter seems to be almost dead.

The website I prefer...

La Mansion Azul, Calle Pio Coronado No. 62. As the name suggests it's a big blue house.

http://www.lamansionazul.com/es/.

This is up in one of the higher zones of the city but don't be put off...

Mana Sonia, No. 2 Calle Pizarro, El Calero, Telde.

http://www.serviciosx.com/es/ad/casa-relax/mama-sonia/

I have to admit I only went along here because of their special offer that is running...

Pussyhouse, Apt 7, No. 1 Calle Garafia, Camino la Madera, near Vecindario. Co-ords 27.839261,-15.458341.

http://www.pussyhouse.es/es/

Someone really put their imagination into overdrive to come...