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I do admit coming to Colombia was a stupid thing to do. I've learnt my lesson. Not a word of Spanish will be rolling off my lips for a long time. My next trips will be to Russia (10 days), Africa (1...

Yeah, I'm aware of the little safety rules that go with the terrain of Spanish speaking putas. Just like I'm aware I'm supposed to wear a safety belt at home (by law). But I can't be bothered. Safety...

by gringos? btw, i'm used to asia, where upfront payment is never an issue. the same goes for my new playground - africa.

as i said before, the girls who were nice to me were treated like a...

timing

i was in medellin:

april 21 - may 14 (23 nights)

statistics

during my 23-day stay in medellin, i had:

Getting There & Away

I flew from Brussels to Medellin with Avianca, via Madrid and Bogotá. The airfare was:

Ticket: 509 EUR
Airport Taxes: 80,97 EUR
Ticket service charge: 10 EUR
Total:...

Am I an asshole? I sure as hell can be! If a chica's nice to me, I'm the ultimate Mr. Nice Guy. But if a bi*ch disses me, I can turn right nasty. I give as good as I get!

Some wusses let the...

ejecutivo

i’d arranged to meet up with frank casio in maracaibo, but had time to check out ejecutivo first. there were plenty of new girls, none of which were real beauty queens.

as i came back...

La Mayorista

New Cow Syndrome

After shopping for groceries, I met up with Panama Mike & his friend at La Mayorista. We had a few beers. I walked up and down the strip a number of times looking...

Spring Cleaning

My apartment was due a cleaning, which was scheduled at the ungodly hour of 10 AM. Since I didn’t get laid yesterday, I fancied the cute maid. But Luna’s married. And, since she...

Ejecutivo & Maracaibo

After last night’s excesses, I needed a lot of sleep to replenish my energy levels. As I was having dinner, I got a call from Panama Mike. We agreed to meet up at Ejecutivo....

La Mayorista

Stefania

The 1st girl I talked to was wearing a halter top, exposing her exquisite body. Milena wouldn’t come to my apartment.

My 2nd choice of the early shift was curly-haired...

They met the chicas on Saturday morning. They left on Sunday morning. That's 24h, whereas a weekend would be 48h!

Would I pay 500k for 24h in Medellin? I would for the kind of uber hottie I saw in...

Liliana

My phone was ringing off the hook. Liliana wanted to see me again, but I was still in slumber and not ready to lift my head off the pillow. When she called me again around 6 PM, I still...

La Mayorista

Camilla & Milena

On my 1st night at Mayorista, Camilla volunteered to substitute for Geraldine, but lost out when the Mayorista superstar made a surprise comeback. I hadn’t spotted...

Liliana was my favorite girl in MDE, and the only chica I repeated with, but I'm back home now.

I'll send you her #, but there may be a queue. :) Client selection may be based on water...

Let me recap the events of that night in more detail:

- You're talking to Liliana. She tells you she has 1 kid (Cesarian, BTW).
- A little later, you ask Liliana: "You have 5 kids, don't you?"
-...

Alejandra

A friend sent me pictures of gorgeous Mansion chica Alejandra. He also passed me her phone number. When I sent Alejandra an SMS, she immediately agreed to pay me a visit.

Alejandra...

The Washing Machine

Cleaning lady Lucena was waiting for me when I arrived at the new apartment. She showed me how to operate the washing machine. Washing is quick. Drying takes an eternity....

Prelude

I went back to sleep after Evelin left and woke up late afternoon. After my daily shopping excursion to Pomona Supermarket, I found my favorite restaurant to be closed once again. Lazy...

Lazy Sunday Afternoon

I woke up around 2.30 PM, but wasn’t motivated to get out of bed. It was Sunday. I had no hot water. I was dejected with the Medellin P4P scene.

I mucked around on my PC...

Warm Water Heater

My sweet dreams were rudely interrupted when some bozo came to deliver chairs that did not belong in my apartment. Just as I’d dozed off again, the door bell rang once more. This...

Moving...

After a few hours sleep, I dragged my lazy ass out of bed. Time to say farewell to the fancy apartment that hosted my 1st orgy, and move into more modest accommodation. Since I’d dozed...

as i mentioned in previous reports, my camera (canon eos 5d) gave me major hassles on this trip (flash synchronization problems). i was using a canon speedlite 580 ex flash until it blew up during...

La Mayorista

After securing apartment reservations for the remainder of my trip, I tried to get in touch with Panama Mike. He called me back from a brewery he was visiting with Vics Pics & Frank...

Ejecutivo

I got calls from Vics Pics & Panama Mike, and met up with them in Ejecutivo. As usual, I chatted with plenty of girls while puffing away just outside the club.

I spotted an exquisite...