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I was there three days ago and all of the clubs in Parque Lleras promptly closed at 1:00 am.

There is no "cleanup". I am in El Poblado and have been in Parque Lleras the last two nights, packed with girls. There are more cops and all bars and restaurants have to close at 1:00 but are opening...

I take taxis over buses almost everywhere. When I land in Pereira I can either take a 5 dollar jam packed bus ride or a 60 dollar taxi to Manizales, I haven't taken that bus in close to ten years,...

Anyone that walks around with 3-4000 usd in their pocket is a fucking idiot, plain and simple. In any country including the USA.

I will add to Gabacho's advise. If you go to a Claro store they will register the phone for you when you purchase a sim card or an E-sim. To be clear, it has to be an actual Claro owned store, most...

Until it does. Make sure you have a backup plan because one day it is going to happen. I have two Schwab cards and they have been declined / blocked multiple times.

I have one, greatest invention since the wheel, maybe better.

Get an IPP procedure, Inflatable Penile Prosthesis. Best decision of my life, I can bang for days if I want to.

Use Remitly, better exchange rate and lower fee. My baby mama picks up her monthly stipend from me at Exito like clockwork.

Why would you take ANY girl to your place that does not have proper identification, that is not only foolish but reckless in Medellin.

If your money was properly invested and with little risk tolerance yes, you could live in perpetuity with that much and live like a king in Medellin.

And yet you still don't know how to spell the name Col-O-mbia.

I believe he was generalizing so then he was referring to both male and female, in that case he was correct in referring to them as sacalerOs.

Your way of handling the punks of el centro is great. Until it isn't. Especially when dealing with multiple punks. If one or more of them has a knife and is willing to use it you might end up dead....

I have had my phone AND Ipad searched on more than one occasion, so yeah it does happen. On one occasion they spent over two hours going through my FB messages, photos etc. If you refuse to unlock...

Which proxy do you use, do you prefer one over another for a particular reason and why? Thank you in advance.

My Colombian visa was put in my passport at the Colombian consulate in Boston, Massachusetts. I then had 90 days to get my ass to Colombia and get my cedula which I obtained at the immigration office...

Just curious, how do you know that she used to be tighter if you never banged her?

You can order a Google Fi sim card and you will be good to go the minute you get off the plane.

Is it worth it, dude it costs 20 bucks a YEAR, you've got to be the cheapest SOB on the planet, seriously?

Are you trying to say that the chicas you chase in el centro have had LESS dicks in their mouths than the busy FB chicas? Surely you jest.

This is what I do. I use a few photos of Guatape, San Andres and Cartagena and I rotate them, this gets their attention as many aspire to go to these places and take a billion selfies, many of the...

He is keeping his mongering activities to himself and living happily in Medellin.

I was wondering the same thing just out of curiosity as I have permanent residency and a cedula.

Almost ALL of the real hot girls from Manizales leave and go to the big cities to work because they know that they can make much more money there than they can hustling in Manizales, not enough men...