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LOL.

No need to anymore.

Our two former critics of the "shithouse" where one wouldn't be "dragged to", and the other, the "man in the arena" of the big traffic jam, have recently discovered the...

You are asking some very basic questions about a place you have decided to visit, makes me wonder how you chose to go to Sosua in the first place? You are making a financial and time investment here....

My bad!

I realized that after I posted.

But I'm on moderation, and I can't respond to amigo GM. Also not able to edit, after I hit the post button, and my posts show up a day late.

It's a...

We live in a crazy world, Tempo, and the mongers are bringing it all with them to our little Island in the sun.

Now we have our good amigo GrownMan1, advising to pre pay and add a $50 bonus to...

Well said.

It's really hard to find a chica here, who hasn't been plowed by locals from an early age. Or been banged by a foreigner for money or "gifts".

Some graduate from the game, and are...

We're back to the old definition game. What is a non pro?

In my experience, a non pro doesn't make her living from selling pussy. She has no meter running, or a price list.

A non pro won't be...

Nothing like coming to Sosua for the first time, full of optimism.

Don't let the taxi ride from the airport through town put you off. It's a depressing sight at first. I wondered what the hell I...

It's amazing how things fall into place here, once you settle in or return often, and figure out how things work. I think you appreciate that. Your regular contacts know they you are not going to...

Just a thought!

The wise use of tipping can get you a lot of "prompt service" anywhere, but a tip left at the end of a meal, or at the end of a stay in a hotel, is only productive if you intend to...

In my traveling days, hit 25 countries, and over 30 of the States.

Traveling at night sucks, especially to a new place.

For a new place, I'd always get a hotel reservation for the first night...

LOL.

It's only off topic if your little adventure didn't result in you getting laid at some point.

I posted a similar story a few years back. Invite to family campo up in the Sosua hills, old...

Oh fuck!

Now Coolie owns the place! LOL.

I even recognize those tetas!

I used to get a big fuss made when I stopped by my local bar. Now the Mamasan cook asks me where's Coolie? Tell him I'm...

Good for you!

A couple of quotes from your last posts.

"What I often read from people who live up there is more like teasing information. You know like an infomercial (but wait there is more)."...

I'm with you there, amigo!

I've always said you got to control them, or they'll control you. And they will respect a guy who won't listen to bullshit.

Now that doesn't mean you can't be nice to...

You read well, amigo, LOL.

There are many ways to skin the cat in Sosua.

Street chicas, local bars, clubs, beauty shops and nail salons, even restaurant 4th floor bathrooms.

Read all about...

Good report.

That's the Sosua most visitors are familiar with. Downtown strip, beach, Bailey's and Ahnvee.

Hard to find the old GFE, there.

For those with a little more time the uptown bars...

You'll find higher prices across the board, but the beaches are still the same, and the hotels are still chica friendly.

There are no strip clubs anymore and the quality and quantatity of street...

This may have been answered before, but "pussy" and "toto" are understood by all the chicas Ihave met.

As for ATMs. I use them for my daily local cash, no exchange negotiations needed, and their...

Lock up your women!

LOL.

How about this guy, LOL.

"I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up and reach in the pool & rub my leg down so it was straight & watch the hair come back up again. So...

Still can't respond to Grownman, due to moderation.

Can't even remember what we argued about, LOL.

But just wanted to add a thumbs up to your last post.

A roster, harem, or fan club is...

We wish him well, and 72 vigins in heaven, if he's moved on!

Not me, pal!

I don't have the time, or the inclination to meticulously parse, and hang on to every sentence in everybody's posts.

I leave that to the critics. LOL.

Oh, dear!

Does this mean I'll never get to ride the Grande Jeffe with our Man in the Arena?

No matter, I wasn't lining up anyway!, LOL.

But your hookah habit seems to be burning a hole in...

I wasn't referring to you, our "Man in The Arena". I've never met you.

You have figured out how to have a good time in our "puta pueblo". Enjoy!

I was of course referring to the guys I see who...