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First you go to your old dive cafe in West Jakarta, pick the girl and insist she has no baby.

Then you help her undress, fondle her little 19 yo boobies,...

Grab airlines should be fun.

You can probably answer that question yourself by sticking a cucumber up your arse and then report back to us how it feels. OS has had it but extremely rarely.

OS had just finished getting his weekly enema and needed to get home to lady OS. Waiting for the ride, he decided to take grab feel and selected his rider.

Suddenly a motorcycle pulled up with the...

Excellent! Does OS just go in and flop his big pus dripping thing on the cashiers counter to make a claim? It’s really painful to pee right now but need to have the evidence to get my 350 back

Grab feel is locked within the app, to access it you must request to the app administrator and upload a picture of yourself to confirm you are over 18 along with a letter from your partner stating...

The quality of a lot of the gold in Indonesia is very high, you would need to pick your store. Makassar is the city for gold, it has a whole street of very high grade gold jewellery stores. Jalan...

Poor girl would be confused. You show her a big fat wallet and promise her a big tip then hammer away and then give her only 100K, WTF?

OS is a big fan of the Grab Feel service, so much so that it was beginning to attract the suspicions of lady OS who was wondering why he was taking an ojek all the time instead of riding his own...

Have you ever been to Jakarta?

Hmm, difficult to quantify the risk. Everythings good fun untill they catch you with your pants down. The women are the worst Fat sadists in jilbabs, but the force seems to attract the zealots....

Hello good sir. OS shall now help you with your enquiries. Please excuse the delay in replying. OS has been busy attending other matters.

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Ladyboys. Yes definitely around. Your safest bet is...

Yup, awesome solution untill you get some skin infection years later and nothing you take clears it up. Here's a tip. Get yourself a little red bottle of betadine soap "Sabun Betadine" at any chain...

Ha Ha! OK dudes, peace. OS will now move on to more deviant activities than complaining. Like finding an agent in the adjoining city of his new rural residence to recruit willing young maidens for...

Admin would like me to be more collegiate with my fellow mongers. From now on we shall call them "enthusiastic participants".

It´s actually quite a healthy discussion

Can accept that line of reasoning and hopefully it plays out that way although an increase in bules is noticeable. What is hard is the one or two time visitors who suddenly become the go to authority...

I bit Ironic then that the blabbers here are probably one of the things that will help spoil it the fastest. Talk about lemming like behaviour. Is Mr JSmith the only other one here that recognises...

You should register with customs when clearing customs at the airport. Otherwise you must register at a customs office in the city but get no $500 USD duty free threshold on the calculable duty. Yes...

You guys aren't getting this. If you are a one off tourist and will only be in Indo less than 90 days you do not need to register your phones IMIE. You can show your passport at the telkomsel booth...

Tourist sim can be registered to a foreign phone only 2 times for 3 months ea. Then if you want to use that phone you will need to register the IMIE and pay duty.

Only other option is to buy a...

Amazing!.

Indonesia is a very complex destination sir. Based on your questions, we are fearful that you may be disappointed if you come here. To maximise your enjoyment of your holiday, we would...

KC price 390,000 RP possibly a happy hour price, not sure.

Selection like anywhere, some good, some not good although this can be reversed when you ask the Indonesian next to you who has a...

This little apocalyptic scene is your beloved train tracks. As OS took the photo one of them scurried up the embankment holding a chair and out through the hole in the wall. Like a rat with a nut.
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You go in, buy beer, organise one of the girls to come and have a beer with you. Negotiate a trip to one of the nearby short term hotels is my understanding and exe.

Send me a PM, this is a spot...