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Use the ATM to get pesos for payments to girls. Please do not give dollars or even talk to ones who ask for dollars. The girls know you are not a regular if they talk dollars to you and will charge...

Tinder, tinder. Tinder. So many guys drugged and some killed from Tinder dates. I guess some guys like to live the fast lane without regard to being safe.

MDE is the worst for getting thru Customs. My last 3 trips took around 90 minutes to pass. In May I got thru Customs in CTG in about 15 minutes.

I wish people would understand that Poblado is not the safe haven that most people think. A fact is more Gringos are killed in Poblado then in Centro. As far as the Vendors and other people who won't...

The CheckMiG form is one of the main things that screw things up coming into Colombia. It is not hard to send it to them on the internet but as you said a lot of idiots don't do their homework and...

You are trying to do two things here.

1. You are trying to get guys to stop thinking in dollars.

2. You are trying to get guys to stop over paying.

Better for you to go Aruba and face into...

Yes in regard to the new rules so you can return to the USA. In itself it is not that bad but when you look at all the other drawbacks I think this is the straw that broke the camels back. To many...

Just ask the girl of your choice. They know the short term hotel options.

I agree There's no shortage of taxis, islands, beaches, bars, and pussy.

Where the guide may come in handy is if he can steer the Newbe to some of the better providers. I am talking price wise and...

I got that test in March and I did not like it one bit. Mine was in the nasal cavity.

Aha ole Urbanwildlife man who was a true monger with a wealth of info.

Not only that but a man who in CTG I saw party hard for 3 nights almost non stop.

Who knows when we see him again?

That is not a good time to go there. Most girls will be home with their family's. Of course there will be some Veny's who can't afford to keep crossing the border to go home, and back.

Don't worry about finding a Love Motel. The girls know them all, and just go with that.

This is just one of the many bad things that can happen to a Monger. As time goes on, and I see more, and more bad things happen I really am coming to understand that the best way to have trouble...

It is a very short 6 to 8 K ride to the tower.

{ Then she starts trying to do covered BJ. I told her that not what you agreed to do. She acts like she didn't get the messages. That's it, I have realized I made a mistake. I didn't even attempt to...

Without a doubt CTG fits your needs. There are two main clubs { Space, La dolce Vita } perfect for what you want. Also a bonus for you is the clock tower action. As far as you like warm weather then...

Wow that is a real good idea. Instead of drawing the acts you are interested in, why not at home use a translater, and copy those words to a paper. Get real slick, and then get the paper laminated.
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I have lost one phone in Colombia. This was stolen from my room when I fell asleep. I learned a lesson from that. A old time monger once noticed that I was doing a lot of TLN, and he told me I was...

{ I had about 300 k pesos left. Hate giving money to those exchange ripoff }.

I agree 100 % about not giving those blood suckers any business. Now for me I always bring as many pesos as I can back...

{ I start off by on my left hand holding my index finger to my thumb forming a circle then taking my right index finger and moving it in and out of the hole }.

Do you understand how foolish you...

Hey old Buddy are you still smoking your cigars on the beach?

I was in CTG last Feb. I liked the new LDV after making a fool of myself trying to make the taxi man take me to the old location. I...

Tony is a known rip off man. He will over charge you for everything. He also begs you to buy him drinks.

To the left of Tony's spot is a guy who is honest. I don't remember his exact name, but it...

Well I must say reading some of the rare long reports can be interesting. Some read like a playboy forum. One wonders at times of the awesome skill in love making of the gentlemen who go to the...

Would someone post a link to Juan Venturas apartments?

Thanks in advance.