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Yo CM, your mailbox is full.

Many foreigners that live here have few other choices. It is among other things a Cheap Charlie's paradise. Perhaps they did not prepare for their retirement. Some had their saddle bags unpacked by...

LOL. At some point you should just accept the fact you probably don't belong here and should go back to wherever you are from. I'm pretty sure you will be at least equally miserable but you won't...

Based on your meager retirement there ain't no other place. Perhaps you need to deal with the situation and stop complaining, otherwise you might be tempted to do a swan dive out your balcony.

You're welcome Freebie. It's been a while since you posted about banging six girls in one day. I hope your penile implant is still functional.

Forget about any future in the Philippines. I would recommend a class in Spousal Visa 101. Best way to further her financial goals at the expense of a nave elderly foreigner. Good luck.

Good news about PAL if you are travelling from the west coast. They are finally getting rid of the old 747's and have upgraded to 777's if you are travelling from either LAX or SFO. The reason this...

I'm surprised more are not murdered in the US. They serve no value to society.

I've been there during typhoons, coup attempts and the occasional bombing. There really is no bad time to be there since there is beaver-o-plenty waiting for your arrival to help fleece you like a...

Even though Filipinas are known for their honesty and integrity, the truth is there is a chance she might be carrying someone else's baby. When the day comes for the little crapping machine to be...

If Skogis is like most Norwegians I've met, he was probably drunk as a skunk during the conception of Little Miss Skokis. He found himself in a vodka induced blackout that day and forgot about the...

This may not be the worst scenario for this girl when she is old enough to work in the bars. She will be highly sought after every night by the Japs and garlic eating Koreans while working as a...

I don't think you will have any luck in getting her to abort. She is probably happy as a pig in warm mud about being knocked up by anyone reckless enough to ejaculate into her vagina. You should just...

No, they do not work with Airline partners. There is no chance of using your miles with these other airlines to fly PAL. PAL's web site is also quite problematic when trying to book a flight. You are...

Chris, nice piece on how the middle class has all but evaporated. It makes me wonder if a certain low level divorce attorney will take the time to watch it and educate himself as to why nobody needs...

This line of thinking is why the Republicans got their asses handed to them in the election. No new ideas, only conspiracies and obstructionism from angry white guys. I listen to this kind of crap...

The International Olympic Committee has just approved The Philippines petition to add a new event for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Brazil. The new event will be called Synchronized Sleeping. As...

I would suggest you check out this place:

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In addition, if you are on a budget you can stay at the Pacific Breeze Hotel.

Your only real concern will be bringing the shit back into the USA. TSA agents take great pride in busting otherwise innocent Americans with anything they can find on them, including a few boner...

I also find that [CodeWord112] shortly after popping your cork is beneficial in preventing std's. I know it's a pain in the ass to get up to take a whizz shortly after the deed but it seems to have...

You sound a bit paranoid to me. Are you the type who refuse to drink cocktails with ice in them because you are afraid of getting the squirts?

This may be the first time I've actually heard of an Immigration officer actually being kind and offering sage advice instead of just hassling people for no reason other than he can and he's bored....

Same goes for any dirtbag Attorney in the good old USA. It's not about winning. It's about separating you from your wallet.